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Four Christmases Quotes

  • Howard: Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first class ass sniffer! And you can tell him that I said so.

  • Brad: I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a ten dollar spending cap.
    Howard: Well, maybe if you came home more than once a decade, you'd know crap like that!

  • Brad: My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!

  • Darryl: Look, Brad, I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
    Brad: You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each other's hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?
    Darryl: I never had a sexual thought of your mom until I was thirty.
    Brad: Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, okay?

  • Howard: Boys, I don't wanna speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.

  • Connor: Do you know who I am?
    Brad: What?
    Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

  • Kate: Cassie! That marker in your mouth, I peed on it!

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