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  • Ryan: Grandpa, that's not out car!!!


  • Evan: Oh so you don't answer your phone calls. You said that I will be able to call you on your honeymoon but you lied to me, you're a liar.


  • Tess Coleman: I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna, but you are not going to the audition!
    Anna Coleman: Yes, I am!
    Tess Coleman: No, you're not!
    Anna Coleman: Why not?!
    Tess Coleman: Because I said so!
    Pei-Pei's Mom: Cookie?


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] [looks at her reflection in horror] I'm old!


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body, pointing at Pei-Pei] I think she knows exactly what we're talking about!
    Tess Coleman: [in Anna's body] Let's hit her!


  • Tess Coleman: [in Anna's body] I look like Stevie Nicks!
    Anna Coleman: [in Tess's body] Who's he?


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body, talking to a patient] You read her diary? Gross! Bad! Bad mom award!


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] Halibut? Eeww!
    Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] Halibut? Eww!


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mother's body] I mean, I'm allowed because I'm old!


  • Grandpa: [screaming and running around the house] Earthquake!


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eeww!
    Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eww!


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eeww!
    Anna Coleman: I can't marry Ryan. Eww.


  • Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] Look at me...I'm old! I look like the crypt keeper!
    Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] Look at me. I'm old! I look like the crypt keeper!


  • Tess Coleman: I look like the cript keeper!
    Tess Coleman: I look like the crypt-keeper!
    Tess Coleman: I look like the crypt keeper!


  • Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
    Tess Coleman: Hello, it was a Ducati!


  • Pei-Pei: Oh, she's crazy.
    Pei-Pei's Mom: Like a fox.


  • Mr. Bates: Who couldn't make up his... mind.


  • Anna Coleman: Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.
    Grandpa: If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?
    Harry Coleman: Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.


  • Anna Coleman: I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.


  • Pei-Pei's Mom: Coo-kie?


  • Anna Coleman: We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.
    Tess Coleman: Yeah, something that SUCKS.
    Tess Coleman: Yeah, something that sucks.


  • Tess Coleman: I can't marry Ryan. Eww.


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