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Fred: The Movie Quotes

  • Fred's Dad: I should have ejaculated in your mother's anus instead the night you were conceived.


  • Fred: HEY IT'S FRED!!!!
    Fred: HEY IT'S FRED!


  • Fred: What if I have to go to the bathroom?
    Bertha: Don't be a wong-i-mong-pong. Well, I'm goin' swimmin'. Later.
    Fred: I'M NOT A WIMP!


  • Bertha: Quit staring.


  • Fred: I'm gonna smell like green apples.


  • Fred: Cheese.


  • Fred: What do you think I should do, Dad?


  • Bertha: Boys, quit starin'.


  • Bertha: What's up, moron?


  • Bertha: So long, dong-o-o-fong-u-song!


  • Fred: [To his mother] Man, you're strong.
    Fred: [to his mother] Man, you're strong.


  • Fred: I overheard Judy saying that she thinks you suck at singing.


  • Fred: [Repeated line] None of your business, Kevin!
    Fred: [repeated line] None of your business, Kevin!


  • Fred: [Referring to Kevin] I'll bet God pushed him down because he hates the way he sings!
    Fred: [referring to Kevin] I'll bet God pushed him down because he hates the way he sings!


  • Bertha: Fred? What are you doin'?
    Fred: Bertha...
    Bertha: I asked you a question. Are you dong-e-a-fong?
    Fred: No. No, no. Not at all. What's dong-e-a-fong?
    Bertha: "Deaf." You add "ong" in each consonant. "Dong-e-a-fong."
    Bertha: 'Deaf.' You add 'ong' in each consonant. 'Dong-e-a-fong.'


  • Fred: I'm just going to leave my underwear on.


  • Fred: You're gonna kill us?!


  • Bertha: What you doin', Fred?
    Fred: What does it look like I'm doing, Bertha?


  • Fred: They sell squirrels! I love squirrels!


  • Fred: [Singing] Somebody call 911/ Shawty fire burnin' on the dance floor/ Whoa
    Fred: [singing] Somebody call 911/ Shawty fire burnin' on the dance floor/ Whoa


  • Fred: [Introducing himself to Derf] I'm Fred, Fred Figglehorn.
    Fred: [introducing himself to Derf] I'm Fred, Fred Figglehorn.


  • Fred: Judy's such a smoking hot babe and every time I see her, I just tingle!


  • Fred: Oh my gammit!


  • Fred: Stupid Kevin! Ha ha ha!
    Fred: [Pointing at his butt] Kiss this, Kevin!
    Fred: [pointing at his butt] Kiss this, Kevin!


  • Fred: Sometimes I don't know ANYTHING about women! I need some advice! I wish my dad was here!


  • Fred: You're talking! You're talking and you're a deer!


  • Fred: Kevin is a big, fat nothing! And I could not believe what I saw Judy doing with him today!


  • Fred: Hi, Judy.


  • Fred: I'm not a wimp!


  • Fred: Judy, no!


  • Bertha: I'm goin' swimmin'. Later.


  • Fred: Oh my god, they sounded terrible! It was like my mom trying to fit into her jeans!


  • Fred: To be honest, me and Judy have hit a minor bump in our relationship, thanks to Kevin!


  • Fred: Hey, it's Fred!


  • Fred's Dad: MY TIME IS NOW!


  • Fred: Damn!


  • Fred: [Repeated line] AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
    Fred: [repeated line] AAAAAAAHHHH!


  • Fred: She sings like an angel just not a dead angel cause she's gonna live forever....until she dies
    Fred: She sings like an angel, just not a dead angel, cause she's gonna live forever... until she dies.


  • Fred: I've been told my body's pretty attractive.


  • Fred: " Oh my god i dug a hole to china!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


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