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- Rita: Ooh! What's up?Smokey: Not a damn thing!‐ Submitted by Ian E (16 months ago)
- Craig: You want some kool-aid?Smokey: Man... you know damn well I want some kool-aid!‐ Submitted by ramon w (3 years ago)
- Joi: Uh uh hell no, pfft! Who is that bitch?Craig: Who you talking to?Joi: Nigga I'm talking to you! Now who is she?Craig: That's just Debbie from down the street.Joi: So? What the hell she doing in there?Craig: She was just... get in the house!Joi: Chu looking at?Smokey: Get yo ass in the house!Craig: Hurry up!‐ Submitted by Amber F (3 years ago)
- Smokey: Daaammnn!‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)
- Smokey: [taking a crap outside] You better not tell anybody man.Ezal: Man, I'm not, man.Smokey: Keep it on the low.Ezal: Alright brother. [looks around] HEY, SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN' A SHIT!Smokey: Ezal!Ezal: Don't worry, I won't tell anybody else.
- Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.Mr. Jones: Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.Craig: You call that game?
- Smokey: I know ya don't smoke weed, I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do.
- Mr. Jones: Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlin... All the pig feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chitlins, I love pig feet!
- Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.‐ Submitted by Brianna F (4 years ago)
- Pastor Cleaver: What we call drugs at seventy-forth street Baptist church, we call dem sinny-sin-sin!‐ Submitted by Nick W (4 years ago)
- Smokey: You've got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off!‐ Submitted by Alex M (4 years ago)
- Deebo: THAT'S MY BIKE, PUNK!‐ Submitted by Justice S (4 years ago)
- Smokey: YOU GOT KNOCK THE FUGG OUT!‐ Submitted by Justice S (4 years ago)
- Felisha: Craig. Craig.‐ Submitted by Jay A (4 years ago)
- Deebo: That's my bike, punk!‐ Submitted by Jay A (4 years ago)
- Smokey: Why you hook me up with that fat ass, bald head girl?Debbie: Who, Rita? Rita is not fat. She's just big boned.Smokey: Shit! That girl wider than all outside. Talkin' bout she look like Janet Jackson.Debbie: Oh, no she didn't go there!Smokey: Bitch got out the car lookin' more like Freddie Jackson. Don't laugh, it ain't funny!Debbie: I'm not trying to laugh. I just thought you two would like each other.Smokey: You knew she was bald head, you knew she didn't have no damn hair! [Debbie laughs out loud] Don't laugh, it ain't funny!Debbie: Aw, I'm sorry Smokey! [laughs]‐ Submitted by Gavin S (4 years ago)
- Smokey: Look, why don't you go down the street and get something to eat? I know you hungry.Rita: Nuh-uh, cuz see I ate twice before I came. [Rita takes off her hat to reveal a bald head]Smokey: Goddamn!‐ Submitted by Gavin S (4 years ago)
- Smokey: Damn!‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)