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  • Marcie: "Why, when I looked into that mirror I knew I'd always be ugly. I said, 'LIzzy, you'll always be plain."
    Marcie: Why, when I looked into that mirror I knew I'd always be ugly. I said, LIzzy, you'll always be plain.
    Marcie: Why, when I looked into that mirror I knew I'd always be ugly. I said, "Lizzy, you'll always be plain."


  • Alice: The boy...
    Sgt. Tierney: What boy?
    Alice: The little boy, Jason! The one who pulled me underneath the water!
    Sgt. Tierney: Man... we didnĀ“t find any boy.
    Alice: Then he is still there...


  • Dorf: What you been smoking, boy?
    Jack: Smoke? Don't smoke cause cancer?
    Jack: You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Coloumbian gold, man. Hash, the grass, the weed, dig it?


  • Crazy Ralph: You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya?
    Truck Driver: Goddammit, Ralph, get outta here! Go on, get! Leave people alone!
    Crazy Ralph: You'll never come back again.
    Truck Driver: Oh, shut up, Ralph.
    Crazy Ralph: It's got a death curse!


  • Mrs. Voorhees: Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.


  • Mrs. Voorhees: Look what you did to him
    Mrs. Voorhees: Look what you did to him!


  • Jack: Kill her mommy, KILL HER
    Mrs. Voorhees: Kill her, Mommy! Kill her!


  • Mrs. Voorhees: (in a child's voice; in the distance) - Help me...Heeeeelp me!...Help me.
    Mrs. Voorhees: (in a child's voice; in the distance) - Help me. Help me! Help me.


  • Crazy Ralph: I'm a messenger of God. You're doomed if you stay here!


  • Dorf: What you been smoking, boy?
    Jack: Smoke? Don't smoke causes cancer.
    Dorf: You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man; hash, the grass, the weed...dig it?
    Dorf: You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man; hash, the grass, the weed. Dig it?


  • Alice: Baltic Avenue.
    Bill: No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.
    Alice: I think it's a pretty color. I'll buy it. (Bill rolls and lands on Baltic Avenue) - Ha. Baltic Avenue. You owe me one boot.
    Brenda: Alice draws first blood.
    Bill: That's a terrible way to talk about my feet.


  • Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
    Marcie: Rocky road.


  • Alice: (Bill's just killed the snake) - Is it dead?
    Ned: Either that or it's got a very short clone.
    Marcie: Well, at least we know what's for dinner.


  • Mrs. Voorhees: She can't hide; no place to hide.


  • Alice: (finding a bloody axe in someone's bed; making a screwy face) - WHAT is going ON?
    Alice: (finding a bloody axe in someone's bed; making a screwy face) - What is going on?


  • Truck Driver: All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?
    Annie: I don't know.
    Crazy Ralph: You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya?
    Truck Driver: Goddammit, Ralph, get outta here! Go on, get! Leave people alone!
    Crazy Ralph: You'll never come back again.
    Truck Driver: Oh, shut up, Ralph.
    Crazy Ralph: It's got a death curse!


  • Alice: (a snake is under the bed) - I can't sleep if there's a snake in here!
    Bill: I can't kill it until it comes out.
    Alice: Well, call him!
    Bill: How do you call a snake?


  • Steve Christy: Well, hi. What are you doing out in this mess? (Pamela stabs him)


  • Ned: He neglected to mention that, downtown; they call this place Camp Blood.
    Marcie: Next, they're going to tell us, there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and, crocodiles in the lake.
    Jack: The crocodiles are in the cabin.


  • Jack: Come on. I love you.
    Marcie: But what about Ned?
    Jack: I don't love Ned.


  • Annie: Guess I always wanted to work with children. I hate when people call them kids. Sounds like little goats. But when you've had a dream as long as I have, you'll do anything.


  • Mrs. Voorhees: You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday...
    Mrs. Voorhees: You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.


  • Brenda: (upon repairing the generator) - What hath God wrought?


  • Mrs. Voorhees: You let him drown! You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him. (pulls out a large hunting knife) Look what you did to him!


  • Jack: (seeing Bill with a machete raised) - Jesus Bill! What are you doing?
    Bill: There's a snake in here!
    Marcie: Why are we in here?


  • Dorf: Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph; town crazy.
    Ned: Well, there's no crazy people around here!
    Dorf: I told you to sit on it, Tonto!


  • Ned: (shoots arrow at target, after Brenda sets it up) - Ta-Da!
    Brenda: Are you crazy?
    Ned: Wanna see my, trick shot? It's even better.
    Brenda: I don't believe you!
    Ned: (imitating Humphrey Bogart) - You know, you're beautiful, when you're angry sweetheart.
    Brenda: (sarcastically) - Oh, yeah?
    Ned: Yeah.
    Brenda: Are you gonna help me, or scare me to death? If you do that again, I'll tack you up, to the wall.
    Ned: Yeah! I love that, sexy talk.


  • Truck Driver: Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed.
    Annie: Oh, terrific. Not you, too! You sound like your crazy friend back there, Ralph.
    Truck Driver: Did Christy ever tell you 'bout the two kids murdered in '58? Boy drowning in '57? Bunch of fires; nobody knows who did any of them. In 1962, they was gonna open up...the water was bad. Christy'll end up just like his folks, crazy and broke. He's been up there a year fixing up that place. He must of dropped 25 thousand dollars, and for what? Ask anybody...Quit!
    Truck Driver: Did Christy ever tell you 'bout the two kids murdered in '58? Boy drowning in '57? Bunch of fires; nobody knows who did any of them. In 1962, they was gonna open up...the water was bad. Christy'll end up just like his folks, crazy and broke. He's been up there a year fixing up that place. He must of dropped 25 thousand dollars, and for what? Ask anybody. Quit!
    Annie: I can't.
    Truck Driver: Dumb kids. Know-it-alls. Just like my niece, heads full of rocks.
    Annie: You're an American Original.
    Truck Driver: I'm an American Original...Dumb kid.
    Truck Driver: I'm an American original dumb kid.
    Truck Driver: I'm an American Original dumb kid.


  • Mrs. Voorhees: (in a high voice) - Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live! (in a normal voice) I won't, Jason. I won't!
    Mrs. Voorhees: (in a high voice) Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live! (in a normal voice) I won't, Jason. I won't!


  • Alice: Who are you?
    Mrs. Voorhees: Why I'm...I'm Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christys'.
    Mrs. Voorhees: Why I'm, I'm Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christys'.


  • Marcie: (to Jack) - You are so fine.
    Marcie: (to Jack) You are so fine.


  • Mrs. Voorhees: Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.


  • Brenda: Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
    Bill: More beer? More beer!


  • Dorf: You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't! We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here!


  • Alice: The boy...is he dead, too?
    Alice: The boy. Is he dead, too?
    Sgt. Tierney: Who?
    Alice: The boy. Jason.
    Sgt. Tierney: Jason?
    Alice: In the lake, the one...the one who attacked me...the one who pulled me underneath the water.
    Alice: In the lake, the one, the one who attacked me. The one who pulled me underneath the water.
    Sgt. Tierney: Ma'am, we didn't find any boy.
    Alice: But...then he's still out there.
    Alice: But then he's still out there.


  • Crazy Ralph: You're doomed! You're all doomed!


  • Mrs. Voorhees: (seeing Brenda's dead body) - Oh, good Lord! ...So young...So pretty. Oh, what monster could have done this?
    Mrs. Voorhees: (seeing Brenda's dead body) Oh, good Lord! So young. So pretty. Oh, what monster could have done this?
    Alice: Bill's out there.


  • Alice: Bill? Steve wants to know if we need more paint.
    Bill: Paint's all right. Need more thinner.
    Alice: Okay.
    Bill: Alice. Did the others show up?
    Alice: Yeah, everybody except that girl Annie.
    Bill: Think you're gonna last all summer?
    Alice: I don't know if I'm gonna last all week.


  • Bill: If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain them!


  • Mrs. Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention...They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened; preparing meals...here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched; every minute. He was...He wasn't a very good swimmer. We can go now...dear.
    Mrs. Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention. They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened, preparing meals here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched every minute. He was. He wasn't a very good swimmer. We can go now dear.


  • Ned: I'm just kidding around, officer...
    Ned: I'm just kidding around, officer.
    Dorf: OK, can it, Cochise.


  • Mrs. Voorhees: You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday...


  • Bill: If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em!


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