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Friday the 13th, Part V - A New Beginning Quotes

  • Demon: Those Damn Enchiladas!
    Demon: Those damn enchiladas!

  • Anita: (outside the toilet, singing to Demon) - Hey baby. Oooh baby.
    Demon: (singing while on the toilet) - Oooh baby. Hey baby...
    Demon: (singing while on the toilet) - Oooh baby. Hey baby.
    Anita: (outside the toilet, singing back to Demon) - Hey baby. Oooh baby.
    Demon: (singing while on the toilet) - Ooooh baby, hey baby. Ooooh baby, hey baby...
    Demon: (singing while on the toilet) - Ooooh baby, hey baby. Ooooh baby, hey baby.

  • Vinnie: I'm telling you Pete, this is bullsh*t. This really sucks!
    Pete: Just do it. Fix it, man. Those cunts aren't gonna wait all night.
    Vinnie: (looks under the hood) - Oh fu*k, this is a mess.

  • Sheriff Cal Tucker: Ethel, these kids weren't doing...
    Ethel Hubbard: Doing? Doing? You think I don't know what those two perverts were doing in my yard?
    Junior: Say it like you mean it, Ma!
    Ethel Hubbard: (yells at Junior) - Would you shut the fu*k up? ...(to the sheriff) - Now, I'm gonna tell all of ya, you mark my words, the next little bastard that comes near my farm, I'm gonna blow your fu*king brains out, you hear me? (Tucker approaches her) Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I'm warning ya! I got a bomb on me. I swear to you. You make one move toward me I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior! ...That's it...My final words!
    Ethel Hubbard: (yells at Junior) - Would you shut the fu*k up? (to the sheriff) - Now, I'm gonna tell all of ya, you mark my words, the next little bastard that comes near my farm, I'm gonna blow your fu*king brains out, you hear me? (Tucker approaches her) Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I'm warning ya! I got a bomb on me. I swear to you. You make one move toward me I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior! That's it. My final words!

  • Jake: (stuttering to Robin) - I w-w-w-would l-l-like to m-m-make love with you.

  • Reggie: Are you afraid of spiders? Are you afraid of rubber spiders? Are you afraid of rubber spiders on strings? Man, you are one scared cat!

  • Pete: (singing in the car to himself) - A ratta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tooey! A ratta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tooey! It's not starting, Vinnie! A roota-toota-toota-toota-tinny! A ratta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tooey!

  • Joey: Hi, Vic!
    Victor: Get lost.
    Joey: Don't be like that. Let me help you with the wood. And anyway, I got two chocolate bars, see? Don't tell the girls...You know, Vic, before I came here, I never had anything to do, me being an orphan and all. People always teased me about sitting round like some kind of pig. But here, it's different. I can help others and do a lot of things. You know something? I really love it here.
    Joey: Don't be like that. Let me help you with the wood. And anyway, I got two chocolate bars, see? Don't tell the girls. You know, Vic, before I came here, I never had anything to do, me being an orphan and all. People always teased me about sitting round like some kind of pig. But here, it's different. I can help others and do a lot of things. You know something? I really love it here.
    Victor: I hate it!
    Joey: You know, to be honest with you, I never chopped wood before, but it certainly looks like fun.
    Victor: Leave me alone!
    Joey: Here, Vic. Want a bite? (Joey puts the candy bar on top of the wood) ...I'll just put it over here and you can have it later. (Victor hacks into the candy bar with the axe) - Well, if that's the way you feel, forget it, Vic! Just forget it!
    Joey: Here, Vic. Want a bite? (Joey puts the candy bar on top of the wood) I'll just put it over here and you can have it later. (Victor hacks into the candy bar with the axe) - Well, if that's the way you feel, forget it, Vic! Just forget it!

  • Junior: (screaming while riding his motorcycle; after getting beat up) - HE HURT ME MA!!! ...THEY HURT ME BAD!!!
    Junior: (screaming while riding his motorcycle; after getting beat up) - HE HURT ME MA! THEY HURT ME BAD!

  • Reggie: Freaking "A"! Where did you get that?
    Reggie: Freaking 'A'! Where did you get that?
    Demon: Calm down, dude. Say hello to Anita. She's my girlfriend.

  • Lana: (shows her breasts) - It's...Showtime!
    Lana: (shows her breasts) - It's showtime!

  • Billy/Male Nurse: (preparing the cocaine) - That's it. That's the whole fu*king thing right there. There it is, you just stay right there, doll. That's just what the doctor ordered. Nothing' like a little prevented medicine. And, the forecast is; Cloudy in the mountains, sunny in the valleys, and snow flurries, up your nose! [Takes a whiff]

  • Ethel Hubbard: (after Junior is decapitated and Ethel hears the door open) - 'Bout time, you fu*k wad. I knew you couldn't pass up on my stew.

  • Demon: You're gonna get it, bitch!
    Anita: Lighten up, Demon, you'll feel a lot better after you sh*t.
    Demon: I'll feel a lot better when I'm out of here. This shitbox is gross.
    Anita: You better watch out for the snake that's going to crawl up that crapper and bite your ass.

  • Pete: Alright, either you got the car started for you're a dead man (while humming a tune, he tries to start the car) ...It ain't starting, man...You fu*ked up again. It ain't starting. I'm gonna kick your ass...Kick your ass. Come on now. Come on now, everybody...It ain't starting. Come on, motherfu*ker...Fix the fu*king car! You fu*ked up again, you as*hole...Hey what you doing out there Vinnie?
    Pete: Alright, either you got the car started for you're a dead man (while humming a tune, he tries to start the car) It ain't starting, man. You fu*ked up again. It ain't starting. I'm gonna kick your ass. Kick your ass. Come on now. Come on now, everybody. It ain't starting. Come on, motherfu*ker. Fix the fu*king car! You fu*ked up again, you as*hole. Hey what you doing out there Vinnie?

  • Mayor Cobb: Your ass is on the line here, Tucker. Are you getting that? You get me a Goddamn LIVE suspect!
    Mayor Cobb: Your ass is on the line here, Tucker. Are you getting that? You get me a goddamn LIVE suspect!

  • Ethel Hubbard: That is one fu*king ugly man that goes there.
    Junior: That's one fu*king ugly man, Mama.
    Ethel Hubbard: Would you shut your trap? You ain't so pretty yourself, you know.
    Junior: I ain't so pretty myself, I know.

  • Sheriff Cal Tucker: (to himself) - What the hell's going on here?
    Roy: You talking to me, sheriff?
    Sheriff Cal Tucker: Huh?
    Roy: I thought you were talking to me.

  • Ethel Hubbard: Holy sh*t! Who the fu*k are you and what the fu*k do you want?

  • Ethel Hubbard: (to the chicken) - I'm gonna chop you into itty, bitty little pieces, my friend. Just like they done to that piggo over at that fu*king crazy farm. Eeeeyah! [Decapitates the chicken]
    Junior: Eeeeyah! - (imitates Ethel using spoon) ...Ha-ha-ha-ha.
    Junior: Eeeeyah! - (imitates Ethel using spoon) - Ha-ha-ha-ha.
    Ethel Hubbard: You big dildo. Eat your fu*king slop! Ain't I make the best goddamned stew in the whole wide world?
    Junior: Best goddamned stew in the whole wide world, Mama.

  • Tina: Eddie, we can't. Matt will kill us.
    Eddie: Fu*k him!
    Tina: Fu*k you.
    Eddie: Exactly...Fu*k me.
    Eddie: Exactly. Fu*k me.

  • Sheriff Cal Tucker: I know who it is.
    Mayor Cobb: What?
    Sheriff Cal Tucker: I said I know who it is.
    Mayor Cobb: Who?
    Sheriff Cal Tucker: It's Jason Voorhees.
    Mayor Cobb: Jason Voorhees? You're outta your fu*king mind. You've been out in the sun too long. Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He's nothing but a handful of ash.
    Sheriff Cal Tucker: You know that for sure, Mayor? Were you there? Did you see him cremated?

  • Ethel Hubbard: You dumb dildo!

  • Billy/Male Nurse: (pulls up to diner) - LANA?! HEY, LANA!?
    Lana: Sorry, buster. We're closed. [Giggles]
    Billy/Male Nurse: It's alright...I just want a takeout order.
    Billy/Male Nurse: It's alright. I just want a takeout order.
    Lana: You do, huh? Well, what would you like?
    Billy/Male Nurse: I would like Lana to go with nothing on her.
    Lana: Oh, and who wants her?
    Billy/Male Nurse: The pride of the Unger Institute of Mental Health, who has just dumped his last bedpan and would like very much to party. Will you get your ass out here?

  • George: Go and let everyone else know breakfast is ready.
    Reggie: Yo! Breakfast! Come and get it!
    George: I could've done that.

  • Vinnie: This is a mess. No way. I refuse to do this! You're the one who keeps fu*king around with it so get off your ass and fix it! You understand? Pete! (Pete honks the horn loudly, startling Vinnie. He then begins to laugh) - You are an as*hole!
    Pete: Awe, what's the matter, Vinnie? You scared of the dark? ...You all creeped out by that murder at the nuthouse?
    Pete: Awe, what's the matter, Vinnie? You scared of the dark? You all creeped out by that murder at the nuthouse?
    Vinnie: Oh yeah, sure. Look, as far as I'm concerned, all those loonies should be killed off one by one. Can you try it now?
    Pete: (engine won't start) - Geez, man, can't you do anything? Stop screwing around! Get this thing done by the time I get back. I gotta take a crap.
    Vinnie: Crap my ass!
    Pete: Just do it, man! I mean it.
    Vinnie: Fu*king as*hole!

  • Duke: Come on Roy, get your hands dirty.

  • George: I could've done that.

  • Junior: I ain't so pretty myself, I know.

  • Deputy Dodd: Looks like we got us a real maniac on the loose, huh sherriff.

  • Roy: You talkin’ to me? Oh, thought you was talkin’ to me.
    Roy: You talkin' to me? Oh, thought you was talkin' to me.

  • Lana: It's showtime!

  • Ethel Hubbard: EEE-YAH

  • Reggie: Solid!

  • Victor: LEAVE ME ALONE!

  • Mayor Cobb: I don't care if you have to put your fucking mother behind bars!

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