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Friday the 13th Quotes

  • Chewie: (hands over the hockey stick to Jason) - Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.
    Chewie: Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.


  • Chewie: (watching Bree dancing) - In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts
    Chewie: In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.


  • Trent: You're gonna piss me off.
    Clay Miller: Oh. What happens then?


  • Trent: Look, Clay, obviously she's just trying to be nice. But you can't stay here. No offense, but this is a private party. I don't know you.
    Clay Miller: No, you don't know me.
    Trent: (being a wise ass) - That's so funny, I just said that. Like two seconds ago, that "I don't know you."
    Trent: (being a wise ass) - That's so funny, I just said that. Like two seconds ago, that 'I don't know you.'


  • Whitney Miller: Jason. Say hi to Mommy...IN HELL!
    Whitney Miller: Jason. Say hi to Mommy, IN HELL!


  • Chewie: (watching Bree dancing) - In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.


  • Chewie: They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
    Chewie: They don't call me the 'wood wizard' because I masturbate a lot.


  • Lawrence: (about Bree) - Just go over there and fu*king talk to her.
    Chewie: Are you kidding? I have a better shot at fu*king a penguin than that girl.


  • Bree: Did you forget how to drink that? Just bring it to your lips, blow, and suck.


  • Jenna: I never liked camp.
    Clay Miller: Why?
    Jenna: Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper...
    Jenna: Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper.


  • Trent: (to Bree) - You should win in a fu*king titty contest.


  • Richie: I'm not gonna out there with a boner.
    Amanda: Well, you're not gonna get any until you do.


  • Trent: (to Bree) - You got perfect nipple placement, baby.


  • Clay Miller: Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.


  • Trent: You okay, bro? Is everything good?
    Clay Miller: Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks...But I'm not your "bro".
    Clay Miller: Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks, but I'm not your 'bro'.
    Trent: (being a wise ass) - So you don't wanna be friends? ...You don't wanna hang out?
    Trent: (being a wise ass) - So you don't wanna be friends? You don't wanna hang out?


  • Chewie: (coming out of a cramped backseat) - Oh, my God. Babies have more space in the uterus.


  • Richie: Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
    Richie: Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named 'Crystal' something.
    Wade: Aquafina.


  • Trent: (to Jenna, his girlfriend, while having sex with Bree) - We're busy in here baby!


  • Trent: I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know...
    Clay Miller: Yeah?
    Trent: Yeah.
    Clay Miller: What happens then?


  • Richie: Hey. Do you know how much money we're gonna make selling this weed?
    Wade: A lot of fu*king money.
    Richie: Yeah, okay? So listen to me. Relax.
    Wade: I am. You wanna know why?
    Richie: Why?
    Wade: You know what rich people do?
    Richie: What?
    Wade: They relax. YOU need to fu*king relax!


  • Trent: (while having sex with Bree) - Your tits are so juicy, dude!


  • Chewie: (grabs a hockey stick) - Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.


  • Trent: Fu*k that. I'm not drinking out of your sweaty-ass sneaker.
    Chewie: You lost 10 in a row. Shoot.
    Trent: My house, my rules. I'm not drinking that sh*t.


  • Chewie: (hands over the hockey stick to Jason) - Are you looking for this? ...Because, uh, it completes your outfit.
    Chewie: (hands over the hockey stick to Jason) - Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.


  • Chewie: Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.


  • Lawrence: You fu*king with me because I'm high? That's not cool; because I just finished fu*king smoking, okay?
    Lawrence: You fu*king with me because I'm high? That's not cool, because I just finished fu*king smoking, okay?


  • Trent: (to Bree) - Your tits are stupendous!


  • Chewie: Are you kidding? I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl.


  • Chewie: In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.


  • Trent: Your tits are just, so juicy dude!


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