Friday the 13th - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Friday the 13th Reviews

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Andrew L. Urban
Urban Cinefile
March 9, 2009
Thinly disguised as a movie, Friday the 13th is a series of overused genre conventions glued together by the flimsiest of stories
Cynthia Fuchs
March 8, 2009
Chewie knows his place in this determinedly un-new Friday the 13th: Asian Nerd About to Die.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
Maitland McDonagh
Miss FlickChick
March 1, 2009
Call this go-round "Friday the Umpteenth" and be done with it.
Michael Dequina
February 26, 2009
Not exactly good, as it follows the archetypal, plot- and character-free old school '80s slasher rubric to the letter.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Charles Koplinski
Illinois Times
February 21, 2009
Same old killer, same old garbage.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.0/4
John Wirt
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)
February 20, 2009
As movies about killing sprees go, Friday the 13th is OK.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Christopher Null
February 19, 2009
Though certainly not Wajda's strongest film, Katyn is perhaps his most affecting since his 1970s to '80s heyday
| Original Score: 3.5/5
Ian Berriman
SFX Magazine
February 19, 2009
This is a desperately anodyne horror movie with all the flavour of soggy lettuce.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Robbie Collin
News of the World
February 19, 2009
One thing this latest rehash - No 11, by my count - does achieve, is make the original look like a frickin' masterpiece.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Kim Newman
Empire Magazine
February 19, 2009
Unlucky for almost everyone. It's a sad day when a Friday the 13th remake is shown up by a My Bloody Valentine remake - couldn't they at least have sprung for 3-D?
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Peter Whittle
Times (UK)
February 19, 2009
This "reimagining", by the director Marcus Nispel, of the 1980 slasher movie is one hell of a bore.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Philip French
Observer (UK)
February 19, 2009
The film, an endless succession of strippings, slashings and skewerings, looks as if the production team had learnt their art doing work experience under the influence of drugs at an abattoir next door to a nudist camp.
Ben Rawson-Jones
Digital Spy
February 19, 2009
Such is the one-dimensional nature of the slabs of meat masquerading as characters that it's hard to care for their fates, and a painfully contrived romantic intrigue between two of them hardly helps the cause.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Allan Hunter
Daily Express (UK)
February 19, 2009
One for horror fans that everyone else can happily avoid.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Mike Sage
Peterborough This Week
February 18, 2009
The acting is always good, but when it's not, you can always expect that character to flash her boobs, so who's complaining?
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
Simon Abrams
New York Press
February 18, 2009
Somewhere inside Jason Voorhees' latest escapade is a hilarious comedy yearning to break free from the stifling clutches of its over-serious guardians.
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
February 18, 2009
More of the same doled out in such a way that it somehow feels like less of the same.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Pablo Villaça
Cinema em Cena
February 18, 2009
Como parte de uma série descerebrada cuja maior virtude é exibir os seios gigantescos de suas atrizes e mortes sangrentas provocadas por todo tipo de instrumento, o filme é até razoável. Como terror que deveria provocar tensão ou sustos, nem tanto.
| Original Score: 3/5
Jackie K. Cooper
February 17, 2009
Blood, gore and not much more
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
Sean Burns
Philadelphia Weekly
February 17, 2009
The fact that Travis Van Winkle's smarmy rich kid is a dead ringer for Michael Bay has got to be some sort of inside joke, right?
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