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  • Jimmy: Well, you know what I suggest you do about that, Ted; I think you should run that through your computer.
    Jimmy: Well, you know what I suggest you do about that. Ted, I think you should run that through your computer.

  • Tommy: (hacking away at Jason with a machete) - DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! ...DIE!!!
    Tommy: (hacking away at Jason with a machete) - DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

  • Tommy: (after watching the teens skinny-dipping) - Some pack of patootsies, huh?
    Trish: Tommy.

  • Jimmy: Ted. I think...I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
    Jimmy: Ted. I think. I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
    Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fu*k thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
    Jimmy: I don't know anyone new.
    Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them.

  • Samantha: Paul says I'm great in bed, so that's where I keep him.

  • Doug: Sara, I think I'm in heaven.
    Sara: I think I'm in love.

  • Jimmy: (when asked to join in on skinny-dipping) - Oh, nah! ...We don't have our suits!
    Jimmy: (when asked to join in on skinny-dipping) - Oh, nah! We don't have our suits!

  • Nurse Morgan: Axel, you are the Super bowl of self-abuse!

  • Jimmy: I, uh, thought you wanted to be with Ted?
    Tina: Well, I did, but now I wanna be with you.
    Jimmy: This makes me feel really bad. (pauses) - Well, do you wanna join them?
    Tina: Jimmy...why don't we just go upstairs?
    Tina: Jimmy, why don't we just go upstairs?
    Jimmy: (nervous laughter) - Upstairs? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

  • Ted: And Jimbo, don't be such a dead fu*k.
    Jimmy: I told you...I told you that I didn't like that.
    Jimmy: I told you. I told you that I didn't like that.

  • Samantha: Paul? ...I know you're out there...Paul?! ...Screw you Paul!
    Samantha: Paul? I know you're out there, Paul?! Screw you Paul!

  • Jimmy: Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED! HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew? (Jason shoves it into Jimbo's hand)

  • Mrs. Jarvis: You know what I'm in the mood for? ...A Jarvis Sandwich!
    Mrs. Jarvis: You know what I'm in the mood for? A Jarvis sandwich!

  • Rob: What the hell are you doing here?
    Trish: What are you trying to do, kill me?

  • Samantha: I'm going for a swim. It seems to be getting a BIT cold in here.
    Samantha: I'm going for a swim. It seems to be getting a bit cold in here.

  • Ted: You wanna give the ol' Teddy Bear a kiss?

  • Sara: I'm going upstairs.
    Doug: Are you tired?
    Sara: No...Do you want to sleep in the bottom bunk?
    Sara: No. Do you want to sleep in the bottom bunk?
    Doug: Do you want to sleep in the top bunk?
    Sara: No.

  • Tommy: Thanks...I just customized it!
    Tommy: Thanks. I just customized it!

  • Rob: Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue.
    Trish: It was stolen.
    Rob: It was not stolen. Two people at the hospital are missing. Is this coincidence? He's alive.

  • Sara: What are the sleeping arrangements here anyway?
    Samantha: Paul and I are taking the bedroom at the end of the hall, so you and Doug can sleep next door.
    Sara: Really?
    Samantha: Yeah, it's okay, they're bunk beds. Don't worry about it.

  • Doctor: (to Trish) - Under extreme duress, people are capable of extraordinary behavior. That's what happened when your brother violently attacked the killer. At that moment, it was perfectly normal for him to act to protect himself.

  • Tommy: You CANT be hunting for Bears!
    Tommy: You can't be hunting for Bears!

  • Doug: (here's a noise while taking a shower) - Sara? Change your mind? Come on, get in here...there's plenty of room, we can sing a duet...Who is it, Paulie? ...Paulie? Hey, Paulie is that you? Hey Paulie...whoops dropped my bar of soap, old buddy, gonna have to get in here with me old pal! Ho-ho-ho-ho!
    Doug: (here's a noise while taking a shower) - Sara? Change your mind? Come on, get in here, there's plenty of room, we can sing a duet. Who is it, Paulie? Paulie? Hey, Paulie is that you? Hey Paulie, whoops dropped my bar of soap, old buddy, gonna have to get in here with me old pal! Ho-ho-ho-ho!

  • Jimmy: He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.

  • Nurse Morgan: You better get that sucker in the icebox...I must be nuts...I mean I must be...goodnight Ax!
    Nurse Morgan: You better get that sucker in the icebox. I must be nuts. I mean I must be, goodnight Ax!

  • Samantha: Come on, Sara. Strip and dip.
    Sara: Sam, I said no
    Samantha: Well then, I'm gonna go under and stay under until you do.

  • Rob: Help. He's killing me. He's killing me.

  • Vincent: Is this your last?
    Axel: Got one more over there; a real cute girl.
    Vincent: Was.
    Axel: (looks at the body) - She still is. All you gotta do is go over there and take off...
    Axel: (looks at the body) - She still is. All you gotta do is go over there and take off.
    Vincent: Nice talk, real nice talk. I get the top copy.

  • Vincent: All dead...Some emergency.
    Vincent: All dead. Some emergency.

  • Ted: Let me put this into the ol' computer.
    Jimmy: Ted, I'm serious about this.
    Ted: Hey, the computer don't lie.

  • Axel: You got the curse?
    Nurse Morgan: If I do, you're it!

  • Trish: (about her mom) - She's not here.
    Tommy: Maybe she's still jogging.
    Trish: She'd never be gone this long in the rain! I'm going down the path.

  • Ted: (to Jimmy, after typing into an imaginary computer) - It says you're...a dead fu*k.
    Ted: (to Jimmy, after typing into an imaginary computer) - It says you're, a dead fu*k.

  • Axel: (to Jason's body, while watching the news) - Hey, that's you they're talking about on TV, pal.

  • Mrs. Jarvis: Someone left the front door open again.
    Tommy: We're in the country.
    Mrs. Jarvis: Well, what happens if the psycho wanders in?
    Trish: Probably challenge him to a game of Zaxxon.

  • Trish: You son of a bitch! I'll give ya something to remember us by.

  • Axel: (Jason's hand falls on Axel and Nurse Morgan) - Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas sh*t!

  • Nurse Morgan: Get lost, Axel. I'm busy. I've had more than enough of you for one night...Read my lips, leave me ALONE! AAH! (Jason grabs her, props her against a wall, and guts her with a scalpel.)
    Nurse Morgan: Get lost, Axel. I'm busy. I've had more than enough of you for one night. Read my lips, leave me ALONE! AAH! (Jason grabs her, props her against a wall, and guts her with a scalpel.)

  • Jimmy: (after having sex) - Was I a dead fu*k?
    Tina: (laughing) - What?
    Jimmy: A dead fu*k.
    Tina: No. You ah...you know what I think? You know what I really think? I think you were incredible!

  • Axel: Hey, hey. Where you going?
    Nurse Morgan: I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going crazy!

  • Terri: (from hallway) - Tina, we gotta go.
    Tina: You go!
    Terri: Tina, I'm gonna leave without you!
    Tina: Take an umbrella!
    Terri: You slut!

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