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  • Dylan: (lying under Jamie, totally naked) Do you like this position ?
    Dylan: [lying under Jamie, totally naked] Do you like this position?
    Jamie: (up in Dylan's body, naked)yeah it's all right
    Jamie: [up in Dylan's body, naked] Yeah it's all right.
    Dylan: Honestly I feel emasculated
    Dylan: Honestly I feel emasculated.


  • Tommy: Tommy: But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily
    Tommy: Tommy: But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily.


  • Dylan: '' You can't deny that going to Hogwarts wouldn't be life changing. ''
    Dylan: You can't deny that going to Hogwarts wouldn't be life changing.


  • Jamie: you really going to talk to her around all these people
    Jamie: You really going to talk to her around all these people.
    Dylan: I'm just going to talk to her. I'm not gonna rape her
    Dylan: I'm just going to talk to her. I'm not gonna rape her.


  • Tommy: A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!


  • Dylan: Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?
    Jamie: History, personal experience, romantic comedies.


  • Lorna: Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?


  • Kayla: John fucking Mayer!


  • Jamie: Everybody, this is Dylan. He's from L.A. [Everybody boos him]
    Jamie: He's the reason I can afford all this beer! [Everybody cheers him]


  • Tommy: The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small.
    Jamie: We're not together.
    Tommy: That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize.


  • Jamie: If I had known this was happening, I would have shaved my lags this morning.
    Jamie: And if I'd have known this was gonna happen I wouldn't have shaved my legs this morning.
    Dylan: If I had known this was happening, I wouldn't have shaved my legs this morning.


  • Tommy: I live in Jersey. I ainâ??t taking no ferry...unless itâ??s out to dinner and a show! BAM!
    Tommy: I live in New Jersey. And I ain't taking no ferry. Unless it's out to dinner and a show. Bam!


  • Lorna: (To Jamie) Do you have a hot boyfriend?.
    Lorna: [to Jamie] Do you have a hot boyfriend?


  • Tommy: You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let them go.


  • Dylan: Say my name,,,
    Dylan: Say my name.
    Jamie: Dylan Francis Harper Jr.!
    Dylan: Okay,that's enough.
    Dylan: Okay, that's enough.
    Jamie: Sorry, I did a lot of your paperwork.


  • Jamie: Why don't they ever make a movie after the big kiss?
    Jamie: Why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?
    Dylan: They do. It's called porn.


  • Dylan: Hey, I want my best friend back because I'm in love with her.
    Dylan: Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her.


  • Jamie: You and I should stay friends.
    Parker: Really?
    Jamie: No,go fuck yourself!
    Jamie: No, go fuck yourself!


  • Dylan: Your breasts..
    Dylan: Your breasts.
    Jamie: What about them?
    Dylan: They intrigue me..
    Dylan: They intrigue me.
    Jamie: Really? I find them so tiny.
    Jamie: Really?
    Dylan: They're still breasts..
    Dylan: Yeah!
    Jamie: Oh, I think theyâ??re so tiny!
    Jamie: Oh, I think they're so tiny!
    Dylan: Still breasts.
    Jamie: Thanks.


  • Jamie: Are you trying to dig your way to China?


  • Dylan: Let's play tennis!


  • Jamie: I can work with that.


  • Mr. Harper: Maybe she will listen, there is always a way.. If you think, there's even a chance that she could be .... you fix it


  • Jamie: No motions just sex.
    Jamie: No emotions, just sex.
    Jamie: I guess we should just start.


  • Jamie: How close can we get to the sign?
    Dylan: This is it.


  • Dylan: I'm emotionally unavailable.


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