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  • Dylan: [lying under Jamie, totally naked] Do you like this position?
    Jamie: [up in Dylan's body, naked] Yeah it's all right.
    Dylan: Honestly I feel emasculated.
    ‐ Submitted by Nguyen L (3 years ago)

  • Tommy: Tommy: But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily.
    ‐ Submitted by joey v (4 years ago)

  • Dylan: You can't deny that going to Hogwarts wouldn't be life changing.
    ‐ Submitted by Amir V (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: You really going to talk to her around all these people.
    Dylan: I'm just going to talk to her. I'm not gonna rape her.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron E (4 years ago)

  • Tommy: A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!
    ‐ Submitted by xniquet L (4 years ago)

  • Dylan: Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?
    Jamie: History, personal experience, romantic comedies.
    ‐ Submitted by Kerwin M (4 years ago)

  • Lorna: Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?
    ‐ Submitted by Kerwin M (4 years ago)

  • Kayla: John fucking Mayer!
    ‐ Submitted by Kerwin M (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: Everybody, this is Dylan. He's from L.A. [Everybody boos him]
    Jamie: He's the reason I can afford all this beer! [Everybody cheers him]
    ‐ Submitted by Kerwin M (4 years ago)

  • Tommy: The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small.
    Jamie: We're not together.
    Tommy: That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize.
    ‐ Submitted by Kerwin M (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: And if I'd have known this was gonna happen I wouldn't have shaved my legs this morning.
    ‐ Submitted by Emily R (4 years ago)

  • Tommy: I live in New Jersey. And I ain't taking no ferry. Unless it's out to dinner and a show. Bam!
    ‐ Submitted by Josh N (4 years ago)

  • Lorna: [to Jamie] Do you have a hot boyfriend?
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (4 years ago)

  • Tommy: You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let them go.
    ‐ Submitted by Jireh Jan V (4 years ago)

  • Dylan: Say my name.
    Jamie: Dylan Francis Harper Jr.!
    Dylan: Okay, that's enough.
    Jamie: Sorry, I did a lot of your paperwork.
    ‐ Submitted by Jireh Jan V (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: Why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?
    Dylan: They do. It's called porn.
    ‐ Submitted by Jireh Jan V (4 years ago)

  • Dylan: Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her.
    ‐ Submitted by Jireh Jan V (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: You and I should stay friends.
    Parker: Really?
    Jamie: No, go fuck yourself!
    ‐ Submitted by Jireh Jan V (4 years ago)

  • Dylan: Your breasts.
    Jamie: What about them?
    Dylan: They intrigue me.
    Jamie: Really?
    Dylan: Yeah!
    Jamie: Oh, I think they're so tiny!
    Dylan: Still breasts.
    Jamie: Thanks.
    ‐ Submitted by Yessica A (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: Are you trying to dig your way to China?
    ‐ Submitted by Sandy G (4 years ago)

  • Dylan: Let's play tennis!
    ‐ Submitted by Melody B (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: I can work with that.
    ‐ Submitted by Robert H (4 years ago)

  • Jamie: No emotions, just sex.
    Jamie: I guess we should just start.
    ‐ Submitted by Carlos J (5 years ago)

  • Jamie: How close can we get to the sign?
    Dylan: This is it.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Dylan: I'm emotionally unavailable.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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