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Fright Night Quotes

  • Peter Vincent: I'm a great date. Get me drunk, and I'll try anything.


  • Peter Vincent: Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That doesn't narrow it down. That's like, mini-golf and sushi.


  • Charlie's Mom: Charley Brewster: You read way too much TWILIGHT. Evil Ed: That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster, and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from JAWS. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everyone around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read TWILIGHT.
    Charley Brewster: Charley Brewster: You read way too much TWILIGHT.
    Evil Ed: That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster, and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from JAWS. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everyone around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read TWILIGHT.


  • Charlie's Mom: Ed: Can't get in without an invitation. Jerry: [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
    Ed: Can't get in without an invitation.
    Jerry: [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.


  • Charley Brewster: You read way too much TWILIGHT.
    Evil Ed: That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster, and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from JAWS. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everyone around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read TWILIGHT.


  • Jerry: This girl tonight. She's a handful, you know? Women who look a certain way, they...they need to be managed. It's true. Your dad ducked out on you, huh? Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but there's a kind of...neglect. Gives off a scent. You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. The two of you, alone. And your girl...Amy. She's ripe. I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. It's on you to look after them. You up for that, guy?
    Charley Brewster: I think I can manage.
    Jerry: Good. Because there's a lot of bad people out there, Charley. Everyone's got to look after his own business.


  • Ed: can't get in without an invitation
    Ed: Can't get in without an invitation.
    Jerry: (steps in) I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
    Jerry: [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.


  • Jerry: No house, no invitation.


  • Amy: "shoots Jerry"
    Amy: [shoots Jerry]
    Jerry: (pulls out silver bullet) Werewolves.
    Jerry: [pulls out silver bullet] Werewolves.
    Amy: (Grabs Chalice filled with Holy Water) Vampires. (Throws)
    Amy: [grabs chalice filled with holy water] Vampires. [throws water]


  • Peter Vincent: Get me drunk enough and I'll try anything.


  • Peter Vincent: Let's kill something.


  • Evil Ed: You just took my arm!


  • Ed: He's not bruted or love-scented. He's the shark from Jaws!


  • Charlie Brewster: You read way too much Twilight.
    Ed: Twilight? That's fiction! This thing is for real!


  • Jerry: Woah! That's a big mighty cross you have there Charlie. But the thing is do you have faith?


  • Jerry: You have your mother's eyes.
    Peter Vincent: * Shoot *
    Peter Vincent: *shoot*
    Jerry: And the aim of your father
    Jerry: And the aim of your father.


  • Charlie's Mom: Jerry? Thats a terrible vampire name
    Charlie's Mom: That's a terrible vampire name, Jerry.
    Charlie Brewster: That's a terrible vampire name... Jerry?
    Charlie Brewster: That's a terrible vampire name... Jerry!?


  • Jerry: Hey guy.


  • Jerry: I bet you there is a line of guys dying to pluck that..and your mom too.
    Jerry: I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that... your mom too.


  • Ed: I am seriously so angry that you think I read 'Twilight'!


  • Peter Vincent: See that? Like a great date--get me drunk and I'll try anything.
    Peter Vincent: Get me drunk and I'll try anything.
    Peter Vincent: See that? Like a great date! Get me drunk and I'll try anything.


  • Peter Vincent: Don't expect me to join your little Scooby gang!


  • Charlie Brewster: That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?


  • Jerry: Dont need an invitation if theres no house.
    Jerry: Don't need an invitation if there's no house.


  • Amy: Charlie is gonna find me.
    Jerry: I'm counting on it.


  • Charley Brewster: I'm gonna end him. Or he's gonna end me. That's how it's gonna be.


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