Frozen Assets (1992)

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A rising young executive is ecstatic to learn that he is to be acting president at the small-town bank his company just purchased until he gets there and realizes that it is a sperm bank. This base little comedy centers on his attempts to make the place profitable and also chronicles the growing love between himself and the uptight but pretty biologist who works there.
Rating:
PG-13
Genre:
Comedy
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Studio:
Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment

Cast

Corbin Bernsen
as Zach Shepard
Shelley Long
as Dr. Grace Murdock
Larry Miller
as Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
as Mrs. Patterson
Matt Clark
as J.F. Hughes
Jeanne Cooper
as Zach Shepard's Mother
Paul Sand
as McTaggert
Teri Copley
as Peaches
Gerrit Graham
as Lewis Crandall
Gloria Camden
as Gloria the Madam
John Mallory Asher
as Bobby Murdock
Jenifer Lewis
as Jomisha
John Bloom (III)
as Ed Walker
Sara Ballentine
as Valentine
Lindsey Hutchinson
as Cheerleader
Gary Basey
as Clarence
Vicky Vose
as Cindy Andrews
Duffy Epstein
as Bob Gould
Michele Lane
as Mommy in Classroom
Lauren Brooks
as Lauren Walker
Karen Boettcher-Tate
as Mrs. Walker
Linda Altus
as Expectant Mother
Lee Imperial
as Expectant Father
Jerry Basham
as Hotel Clerk
Barbara Irvin
as Hotel Clerk's Wife
Colleen Mason
as Maddie
Lindsey Hutchison
as Cheerleader
Christie Blackmon
as Cheerleader
Sheryl Mary Lewis
as Picketing Housewife
Ivy Wharton
as Miss Armstrong
Jacqueline Desnet
as Receptionist
Michael Weisman
as NPI Guard
Don Scorby
as TGC Guard
Lee Carau
as Black-Eyed Man
Sandi St. John
as Black-eyed Man's Wife
Charles Bernard
as Zach Shepard's Father
Brandon Wolff
as Youngest Walker Son
Lauren Moran
as Gladys
Dallas McKennon
as Stud of the Year/Octogenarian
Lee Carrau
as Black-eyed Man
Dal McKennon
as Stud of the Year/Octogenarian
Jesse Merz
as Neighbor (uncredited)
John Bloom
as Ed Walker
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Critic Reviews for Frozen Assets

All Critics (1) | Top Critics (1)

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May 20, 2003
New York Times
Top Critic

This movie is seriously bad, but what puzzles me is its tone. This is essentially a children's movie with a dirty mind.

Full Review… | December 31, 1999
Chicago Sun-Times
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Audience Reviews for Frozen Assets

½

A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny.

Naughtia Nahazhina
Naughtia Nahazhina

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