Frozen Assets (1992)

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A rising young executive is ecstatic to learn that he is to be acting president at the small-town bank his company just purchased until he gets there and realizes that it is a sperm bank. This base little comedy centers on his attempts to make the place profitable and also chronicles the growing love between himself and the uptight but pretty biologist who works there.
Rating:
PG-13
Genre:
Comedy
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Studio:
Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment

Cast

Corbin Bernsen
as Zach Shepard
Shelley Long
as Dr. Grace Murdock
Jeanne Cooper
as Zach Shepard's Mother
Larry Miller
as Newton Patterson
Jenifer Lewis
as Jomisha
John Mallory Asher
as Bobby Murdock
Gerrit Graham
as Lewis Crandall
Dody Goodman
as Mrs. Patterson
Matt Clark
as J.F. Hughes
John Bloom (III)
as Ed Walker
Paul Sand
as McTaggert
Teri Copley
as Peaches
Dallas McKennon
as Stud of the Year/Octogenarian
Dal McKennon
as Stud of the Year/Octogenarian
Karen Boettcher-Tate
as Mrs. Walker
Brandon Wolff
as Youngest Walker Son
Lee Carrau
as Black-eyed Man
Charles Bernard
as Zach Shepard's Father
Barbara Irvin
as Hotel Clerk's Wife
Sheryl Mary Lewis
as Picketing Housewife
Gary Basey
as Clarence
Jerry Basham
as Hotel Clerk
Jesse Merz
as Neighbor (uncredited)
Gloria Camden
as Gloria the Madam
Linda Altus
as Expectant Mother
Sara Ballentine
as Valentine
Christie Blackmon
as Cheerleader
Lauren Brooks
as Lauren Walker
Jacqueline Desnet
as Receptionist
Duffy Epstein
as Bob Gould
Lindsey Hutchinson
as Cheerleader
Lee Imperial
as Expectant Father
Michele Lane
as Mommy in Classroom
Colleen Mason
as Maddie
Lauren Moran
as Gladys
Don Scorby
as TGC Guard
Sandi St. John
as Black-eyed Man's Wife
Vicky Vose
as Cindy Andrews
Michael Weisman
as NPI Guard
Ivy Wharton
as Miss Armstrong
John Bloom
as Ed Walker
Lindsey Hutchison
as Cheerleader
Lee Carau
as Black-Eyed Man
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Critic Reviews for Frozen Assets

All Critics (1) | Top Critics (1)

This movie is seriously bad, but what puzzles me is its tone. This is essentially a children's movie with a dirty mind.

Full Review… | December 31, 1999
Chicago Sun-Times
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Audience Reviews for Frozen Assets

½

A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny.

Naughtia Nahazhina
Naughtia Nahazhina

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