Frozen Assets Reviews
No one, not even Stanley Kubrick could have imagined how bad this film is. It's bad on a god-like scale. Nothing makes sense, not even lines of dialogue. The script can't even coherently put together a simple conversation. Nobody on this suicide mission of a movie could have cared to try to make this into an entertaining experience. If you know anyone who sat through this movie and thought it was entertaining- its most likely they have either suffered an almost total loss of self-respect or that they have an IQ that is of the level of retardation.
FROZEN ASSETS is not only one of the worst movies I've ever seen (certainly top 5) it is certainly THE worst comedy I've ever seen. This is an apocalypse of filmmaking that has to be seen the same way as if you were witnessing a real apocalypse taking place- it really is in a class of its own. I am so shocked and angry at the total creative and intellectual bankruptcy of this film. To call it an abysmal film would be a compliment of the highest order.