Galaxy Quest Quotes

  • Fred Kwan/Tech. Sgt. Chen: That was a hell of a thing.


  • Gwen DeMarco: "This episode was badly written!...Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!!"


  • Guy Fleegman: oh that is just not right


  • Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should die.


  • Alexander Dane: By Grapthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!


  • Guy Fleegman: HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!


  • Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.


  • Jason Nesmith: Never give-up, never surrender.


  • Jason Nesmith: Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?


  • Jason Nesmith: Okey dokey, Okey dokey. Lets fire blue particle cannons full, red particle cannons full, gannet magnets fire them left and right, and let 'em run all chutes. And while you're at it, why don't ya toss that at 'em killer [tossing empty Coke can to gunner] That should take care of old lobster head shouldn't it?


  • Alexander Dane: [In disgust] By Grapthar's hammer... what a savings.


  • Gwen DeMarco: [Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers] What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
    Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.
    Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!


  • Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.


  • Gwen DeMarco: Does the rolling *help*?
    Jason Nesmith: Yes, it helps.


  • Sarris: [Sarris believes that Nesmith plans to ram his ship] Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake.
    Jason Nesmith: Well, let me tell you something, Sarris: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating.
    Sarris: You fool! You failed to realize that, with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.
    Jason Nesmith: And what you fail to realize is my ship... is dragging mines!


  • Gwen DeMarco: Ducts? Why is it always ducts?


  • Alexander Dane: [Quellek has been shot, and is dying. Alexander rushes to him] Quellek? [sees Quellek's wound] That's not too bad. We'll get you to the medical quarters, and you'll be fine.
    Quellek: It has been my greatest pleasure to serve with you. I have been blessed. I... I... I...
    Alexander Dane: Don't speak, Quellek.
    Quellek: You'll forgive my impertinence, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me.
    Alexander Dane: Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged.


  • Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender.


  • Gwen DeMarco: Gwen: They're not all historical documents. Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a ... Mathazar: Those poor people.
    Gwen DeMarco: Gwen: They're not all historical documents. Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a ...
    Gwen DeMarco: Gwen: They're not all historical documents. Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
    Mathesar: Those poor people.


  • Gwen DeMarco: Look! I have one job on this ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it. Okay?


  • Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
    Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
    Jason Nesmith: It's... uh... uh... I don't know.
    Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!
    Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
    Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm Crewman Number Six! Mommy... mommy...


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