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  • Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
    Siegfried: I don't believe you.
    Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
    Siegfried: No
    Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB Gun?


  • Maxwell Smart: I believe you have underestimated me and the element of surpriiiiiiiise!!! (throws phone at him)
    Maxwell Smart: I believe you have underestimated me and the element of surprise!


  • Maxwell Smart: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
    Agent 99: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.


  • Maxwell Smart: Sir, I believe you just broke my coccyx....
    Maxwell Smart: Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!


  • Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
    Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking: 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head'?


  • Maxwell Smart: Personal best!


  • Agent 99: max has no experience and i dont want him as my partner
    Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.
    Maxwell Smart: well that is a sucker punch to the gonads
    Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.


  • Agent 23: I'm gonna get that briefcase from you Max
    Agent 23: I'm gonna get that briefcase from you Max.
    Maxwell Smart: If you want it, you'll have to take it
    Maxwell Smart: If you want it, you'll have to take it.
    Agent 23: [Pauses] That's what I said
    Agent 23: [pauses] That's what I said.
    Maxwell Smart: I know I'm just trying to annoy you
    Maxwell Smart: I know I'm just trying to annoy you.


  • Agent 99: I'll be right back.
    Maxwell Smart: Where could you possibly be going?!


  • Maxwell Smart: Well that is a sucker punch to the gonads.


  • Maxwell Smart: Bruce, Lloyd what happened, and what is that ungodly smell?
    Lloyd: Fear.


  • Chief: Your field agent test results just came in and- Something wrong with your ear?
    Maxwell Smart: Absolutely not. Would you like me to wait while you answer that?
    Chief: Answer what?
    Maxwell Smart: Nothing. You were saying?


  • Shtarker: Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive. One slip-up, and it's "Ka-fricking-boom"
    Shtarker: Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive. One slip-up, and it's 'Ka-fricking-boom'
    Siegfried: Shtarker. This is Chaos we don't "Ka-fricking-boom" here.
    Siegfried: Shtarker. This is Chaos we don't 'Ka-fricking-boom' here.


  • Maxwell Smart: That's a bad guy! His head is like one of those Easter Island heads!


  • Maxwell Smart: are you thinking what im thinking?
    Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what im thinking?
    Chief: if your thinking holy sh*t holy sh*t a swordfish almost went through my head...yes
    Chief: If your thinking holy sh*t, holy sh*t a swordfish almost went through my head, yes.


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