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½ February 2, 2018
GHOSTS CAN'T DO IT is DOA- Dead On Arrival. This film is sleazy junk that is completely boring and lifeless- quite a feat for a film filmed in exotic locations full of beautiful people. It really looks hideous and on top of that, it is appallingly acted, atrociously written, dreadfully edited, and idiotically directed. Most of the shots in this film look like someone blew hot air on the lens and created a smudge on the film. There are hardly any redeeming points; I guess it's far from the most offensive movie, I've seen, it's not an unpleasant film and it is sex positive. But that is like trying to find good points about an F grade essay; and on top of that, the odious and eye-gouging sight of Donald Trump is featured in this movie. He earned a Worst Supporting Actor Razzie for his appearance in this pathetic piece of shit- well deserved, considering the fact that he looks like cancer and acts like a meth addict who just got very, very high.
½ November 11, 2016
Ms. Derek's beautiful body against beautiful blue oceans is the only facet of this movie that doesn't make one cringe from the incompetence.
½ June 1, 2013
The absolute WORST of the Bp Derek-John Derek films, which says a lot!
July 27, 2011
I thought renting this would be a campy laugh fest. I was wrong. It started out ok. We laughed at the lines. "This is just one of your thrills!", Bo screams, smiling while Anthony Quinn is in the throws of a heart attack. "Can I bite your lip.", Quinn asks minutes later. "It's pretty potent stuff.", Bo tells Quinn. Funny stuff and only 10 minutes into the film. But it quickly went from bad to hella bad. I started feeling a little bit trapped, like having a bad dream you couldn't wake up from. Bo's crazy hats. Seeing Anthony Quinn projected on the side of a Mylar party balloon for most of the film. But mainly it was Bo's smiling face yelling out her lines in her petulant child voice. Then there was Donald Trump's pursed lips. And it went on and on and on. Oh the horror. The HORROR! See it with someone you hate.
June 24, 2010
Ghosts Can?t Do It (1989) was marketed as a sexy comedy, rich old man, Scott (Anthony Quinn) with a much younger wife, Katie (Bo Derek) dies then looks for a young body to inhabit so he can ravish Katie again.

Bo Derek is naked in Ghosts so the film is sexy. There are, however, too many dour issues for the film to work as comedy.

In the first scene of the film (following title cards that represent the typical John Derek machismo images: stills of horse riding, snowy mountainous regions and cattle), Scott is horseback riding with Katie. He falls off his horse (he is having a heart attack). Next, he is in the hospital being told he is too old to get a heart transplant. The first third of the film is about Scott preparing for his death and saying goodbye to his much younger wife. It is worth noting that the director (John Derek) suffered from a bum ticker through much of his marriage to the 30 years his junior Bo. This inside knowledge gives a number of scenes more dramatic heft:

When Scott tells Katie not to cry or wear black to the funeral, one wonders if John had the same conversation with Bo and when Scott kills himself Hemingway-style (he considered pills but as he explains, "Real men don?t eat quiche), one wonders how much John was actually suffering. When Katie always refers to Scott as Great One and he asks to bite her lip as a turn on, well?one wonders about that too.

All this is to say that the story feels like the most personal yet from writer, director, cinematographer John Derek and as a personal statement I would rank it right up there with the work of another John, John Cassavetes.

The great Scott dies. He is in limbo telling an angel (Julie Newmar) that he wants to return to Earth in a new body. He is able to travel and appear to Katie (don?t ask me how, I am no theologian). Katie finds out from a psychic that Scott can inhabit a body if the body is about to die. A young Greek fisherman happens into town. Scott wants to be young this time (who wouldn?t given the choice?) so Katie tells the fisherman that her husband wants to inhabit his body. It is worth noting that Katie talks to Scott?s ghost all the time in the film and no one reacts like she is that bonkers, helps to be rich and pretty.

One person who knows immediately that she is talking to her husband is Winston (Don Murray), a graying business partner of her last husband and a longtime friend. Winston arrives to help her run Scott?s diamond empire (the main character?s wealth allows for typical John Derek scenes of opulence: luxury travel to Sri Lanks, Hong Kong, lovely jewels and even Donald Trump in a small role) and tells her he loves her:

?Just being around you for a while would be like Christmas.? Winston is a sweet guy and when he asks her to dance, she declines saying she had not done it in years because her husband hated it. Scott?s ghost, overhearing, is shocked that Katie liked to dance and is soon bullish and leaves in a huff when Katie does agree to a dance with Winston. Winston comes across as a very good man, but it is not to be; the young Greek nearly drowns and Scott takes the body. Katie and the new Scott make love like rabbits. The end.

One could ask why didn?t Katie just end up with Winston (films have been made where a ghost let?s his love be happy with someone else) One could also ask why a man who kills himself is allowed to inhabit another body on Earth. I suspect the answer to both questions is because, conventional film be damned, John Derek wanted it so. He would have loved to return to Bo as a young man so he made a movie about it.

Bo explained in her autobiography Riding Lessons that John, an esteemed horseman, stopped riding horses when he and Bo got together. Bo, who loved to ride, asked him why. He explained how he hated being told what to do so he no longer wanted to even tell an animal what to do. He told Bo, ?Keep riding. I enjoy watching you.? The last scene of Ghosts sees Bo and young Scott riding horses together, moving stuff. I think John?s enjoyment of Bo is what kept him going for another 7 years after Ghosts Can Do It. He died in a hospital of congestive heart failure in 1996. Bo eventually found love with John Corbett (8 years her junior)
½ September 15, 2009
Tremenda basura que no llega a ser porno, no llega a ser "chick flick" y seamos sinceros.. no llega a ser pelicula! Esta hora y media de estiercol empano la carrera de Anthony Quinn de una forma imperdonable.
½ September 15, 2009
Tremenda basura que no llega a ser porno, no llega a ser "chick flick" y seamos sinceros.. no llega a ser pelicula! Esta hora y media de estiercol empano la carrera de Anthony Quinn de una forma imperdonable.
½ October 17, 2008
Make no mistake about it: Bo Derek is the world's worst actress and her late husband John was the world's worst film maker. More famous efforts of theirs like "Bolero" and "Tarzan the Ape Man" attest to that, but none of their films captures the pure, transcendent magic of their combined awfulness like "Ghosts Can't Do It". Everything about it - the corpse-like acting, the hacky composition of every shot, the incoherent and disorienting editing, the jaw-dropping absurdity of Bo Derek's hats (the true stars of the movie) - is profoundly terrible, yet wonderfully, nay, beautifully hilarious. These two nimrods were never aware of how truly bad they were, but God bless them for it because their obliviousness leads to our entertainment. And I haven't even mentioned the funniest part of all: the fact that the implication of the entire movie's plot is that Bo winds up committing two acts of simultaneous necrophilia. And that's supposed to be sexy.

"Ghosts Can't Do It" is so unfathomably awesome.
December 5, 2007
Bo Derek should have continued directing films....who knows how big she would have become....Speilberg, Scorsese, Derek.
½ September 3, 2007
SO Synapse-fryingly awful that I'm not even going to bother being clever. The writing is so bad that you suspect that you or the universe have gone mad every time the principle characters speak. We are treated to a lot of prefabricated, pleathery Bo Derek nudity, on the one hand- but then there are shots of the deceased husband Anthony Quinn. He offers a running commentary on Bo derek's nudity, and...well, that's pretty much it. A couple's gross vanity project that handily doubles as an LSD substitute. It's a bad trip.
June 14, 2007
What the hell??

Sounds like an older version of "The Skeleton Key"
½ June 10, 2007
Ghosts can't do it. The title must be talking about making a good film. Another example of Hollywood wasting good nudity.
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