G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

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Critic Consensus: Though arguably superior to its predecessor, G.I. Joe: Retaliation is overwhelmed by its nonstop action and too nonsensical and vapid to leave a lasting impression.


Movie Info

In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. -- (C) Paramount

Rating: PG-13 (for intese sequences of combat violence and martial arts action throughout, and for brief sensuality and language)
Genre: Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Directed By:
Written By: Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese
In Theaters:
On DVD: Jul 30, 2013
Box Office: $122.5M
Runtime:
Paramount Pictures - Official Site

Cast


as General Joe Colton

as Storm Shadow

as Snake Eyes

as President

as The Blind Master

as Warden Nigel James

as Cobra Commander

as President Picture Do...

as Pakistani President

as Chief Advisor

as Chief of Staff

as James Carville

as Grunt

as Stoop

as Young Storm Shadow

as Russian Leader

as U.K. Leader

as Israeli Leader

as French Leader

as Chinese Leader

as Indian Leader

as North Korean Leader

as Indian Expert

as British Expert

as North Korean Captain

as Chairman Joint Chief...

as Kim Jong's Nephew

as Jhankri

as Systems Officer

as Weapons Officer

as Clutch

as Cobra Secret Service

as Cobra Secret Service

as Arch Angel Jones

as Arch Angel Jones

as Roadblock's Daughter

as Roadblock's Daughter

as Cobra Trooper

as Cobra Trooper

as Cobra Trooper

as U.K. Staff

as Honor Guard

as The Blind Master
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Critic Reviews for G.I. Joe: Retaliation

All Critics (161) | Top Critics (35)

Did you think a second G.I. Joe movie was a good idea?

Full Review… | January 3, 2014
Grantland
Top Critic

A terrible film with a confusing plot, jarring tonal fluctuations, characters that engender no sympathy, and a strangely flippant attitude toward violence.

Full Review… | March 2, 2014
Movie Mezzanine

Bruce Willis, The Rock, explosions, comedy and action help this popcorn sequel rise above its more Sci-Fi predecessor, but even fans caught up in the action will occasionally find this live action film to be just a bit too cartoonish.

Full Review… | August 7, 2013
PopMatters

A very flawed film, but it's superior to the first installment in every way.

Full Review… | August 1, 2013
Cinema Crazed

[Jon M.] Chu is a stylish director, and it's fun to watch him blow things up. He also paces the material furiously. For awhile, this strategy works. But, as with most movies that don't have any substance, the pomposity and spectacle grow tiresome.

Full Review… | July 30, 2013

I'd be hard-pressed to call any of it 'exciting'; mostly the film just chugs along, steadily going from one plot point to the next, neither engaging us nor boring us.

Full Review… | July 12, 2013
EricDSnider.com

Audience Reviews for G.I. Joe: Retaliation

½

Originally intended to be released in the summer of 2012, G.I. Joe: Retaliation was pulled back because, presumably, they wanted to convert it to 3D, but many suspected it was to add more time for star Channing Tatum after his box-office domination that year. Well, wrong on both accounts, because maybe it was merely kicked back because, get this, it's not terribly good. I had the lowest possible expectations for the 2009 G.I. Joe movie but came away having a fun time; it was the right kind of enjoyably stupid. Well now it's just stupid. Cobra has kidnapped the president, inserted a doppelganger, and now wants to rule the world that to an evil satellite that drops giant metal rods into space as weapons. Why are these rods not part of the Earth's orbit after release? There are all sorts of gadgets here that make no sense but somebody thought might sell some toys. The central storyline is almost a knockoff of Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol, a small group of Joes having to clear their names. Then because that isn't enough material to work with, there's a mini-movie about ninja warriors avenging their fallen master in the mountains, and of all people, the RZA is supplying lengthy exposition. The action sequences are absurd without having enough style to excuse the absurdity. Everyone is a superhuman but also incompetent when the plot demands it (ninjas can shoot flying knives but not a big person jumping off a wall?). Adding The Rock is always a bonus in my book; the man is charisma personified. But the storyline of Retaliation is so sloppy, the villains so lame, and the movie lacks the high-spirited imagination to keep the stupid at bay. I was never a G.I. Joe kid so maybe those with nostalgia will be more charitable than I am, but G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a poorly executed next step for a once-budding franchise.

Nate's Grade: C

Nate Z.
Nate Zoebl

Super Reviewer

Compared to the first movie, 'G.I. Joe : Retaliation' wasn't meet everybody's expectation of a better sequel.. The death of Duke character at the beginning of the movie, and then the change of the leader into Dwayne Johnson wasn't as smooth as they predicted.. Truthfully, I must say that the scene stealer show is (and still from the the first movie) Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow and D.J. Cotrona who made a quite scene stealer performance as Flint.. Overall, I wasn't hope for another sequel of this movie but if Hasbro still want some profit maybe they can make at least another movie of this movie..

ajaymuthecooldevils
Sanjaya 丘耀文

Super Reviewer

½

They certainly made great strides over their first try, but it still just isn't quite there yet. Shades of awesome, and a whole lot of filler. The action is decent enough, but never quite feels up-to-par. The tone of the humor is established from the get-go, with lots of goofy one-liner attempts all over the place that never quite hit their mark. Also, the story just isn't incredibly exciting. I've heard rumblings of a third film trying to gain traction, but they'll still have some work to do if they want to do this franchise right.

flutieman07
Flutie Archibald

Super Reviewer

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