G.I. Joe: Retaliation Reviews

January 3, 2014
Did you think a second G.I. Joe movie was a good idea?
March 29, 2013
The filmmakers appear to have handed a dozen or so G.I. Joe dolls to a 9-year-old, watched him play for 110 minutes, and then shot a scene-for-scene remake.
March 29, 2013
What a blast G.I. Joe: Retaliation is! And then another blast, and another, in a series of concussive jolts that shred any conventional sense of story as thoroughly as anything since the last Michael Bay film.
March 29, 2013
When it comes to big and loud, this is the movie to beat for at least this week; what makes it entertaining is its unabashed wallow in these qualities ...
March 29, 2013
Plays like a tiresomely extended evening of channel surfing.
March 29, 2013
No go, "Joe."
April 10, 2019
By embracing its cheesiness, this sequel to the dreadful 2009 film actually works. Sure, it's mindless fluff, but it proves to be a lot more fun than it should be.
February 13, 2019
One of the rare occasions where a sequel is better than the original, the G.I. Joe cycle will never appeal to critics, but at least G.I. Joe: Retaliation never tries to.
November 18, 2018
Still, overstuffing these brutish box office egos into this pandering, disjointed disaster area was not enough to sweeten the pot for this pointless piece of percolating piffle.
November 2, 2018
Now that's more like it. G.I. Joe: Retaliation is the Joe movie I've been hoping to see since I was a little kid