Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.
cold ice aka claude pace
you critics make me sick, probably u waste your time watching useless sports like baseball on tv..spending hours watching southpark and friends, but u r so stupid that u cant enjoy a great movie like g.i.joe! jack ***!
Aug 12 - 05:05 AM
Cold ice, are u a parody of a real person? No one can sound comprehensibly that dumb, even your name implies redundancy...
Aug 13 - 03:24 PM
people like u should be hanged... there is no need to for critics anymore, if i like the movie -WHO ARE U TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!??
Aug 13 - 11:42 PM
If you don't want people telling you what they think of a movie, not that they are even telling you that you HAVE to like/dislike a movie, then why are you on a movie review site? Just go watch the movie and forget about reading movie reviews.
Aug 14 - 08:05 PM
Cold Ice seeks, finds, reads and comments on reviews that express differing opinions from his and writes: "WHO ARE U TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!??"The idea that people this stupid actually exist is cause for concern.
Aug 15 - 08:17 PM
I WATCHED A LOT OF BAD MOVIES IN MY LIFE, SOME OF THEM ARE SAID TO BE CLASSICS LIKE GODFATHER AND OTHER MAFIA MOVIES AND THEY ARE REALLY BORING MOVIES. G.I.JOE HAS EVERYTHING ITS ENTERTAINING AND THAT HOW A MOVIE SHOULD BE, NOT SOME TARANTINO CRAP.
Aug 21 - 11:38 PM
Dude, I don't think Cold Ice is a parody ... I think he's one of the *GI Joe* screenwriters. Check it out: 1) he's posting to criticize every bad review (and that's a *lot* of posting), and 2) dig his prose style. Rock on, Cold Ice!
Aug 15 - 07:00 PM
Charlie D., you hit the nail on the head. It's almost laughable that he has the gall to ask "WHO ARE U TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!??" when that's all he's doing himself...on every post!
There was a similar guy who replied to critics of the Mortal Kombat movie. He dissed every negative review with a lame comment--and there were FAR more bad reviews of that one. Funny and pathetic at the same time.
Ice, fine: you loved the movie. We understand. But your rants just make you look like an idiot to most of us.
Aug 24 - 02:38 PM
Ever wonder why no normal know who "Top Critics" are? Its probably the fact that nobody likes an asshole who criticizes at the top caliber. Fuck em all.
Nov 25 - 10:15 PM