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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Reviews

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March 23, 2013
A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/10
April 4, 2011
It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
October 27, 2010
Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 9, 2010
As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.
June 2, 2010
Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."
Full Review | Original Score: D+
April 15, 2010
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 31, 2010
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is like a term paper that fulfills the word count requirement and drops in key phrases to demonstrate some familiarity with the material but is largely filler.
Full Review | Original Score: C
December 12, 2009
It's just as you would expect: poorly acted, conventionally written and occasionally fun.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 6, 2009
... it's actually better (again, the wrong word; "not nearly as awful" is closer to correct) than the recent Transformers sequel, and significantly shorter to boot.
November 14, 2009
We're glad we didn't pay full price for our movie tickets.
November 7, 2009
Light entertainment with little to call memorable ... but at least therein exists some detectable evidence that the filmmakers had a soft spot for G.I. Joe and simply wanted to deliver its essence to the screen.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
October 31, 2009
expensively produced escapist fantasy designed to protect the delicate sensibilities of the kids while never for a moment taxing their budding critical thinking skills
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
October 12, 2009
Un film bâclé qui n'obéit à aucune logique physique ou narrative
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
September 25, 2009
A typically frenetic actioner from Stephen Sommers...
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
August 23, 2009
This is an action film highlight reel, with any sense of story or purpose shoved to the corners.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 20, 2009
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.
August 18, 2009
There are bound to be some 10-year-olds who will shout a hearty "Yo Joe!" (the G.I. Joe battle cry). The rest of us will more likely be crying, "Say it ain't so, Joe!"
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
August 16, 2009
Fans will be disappointed unless they're so desperate that they'll like anything that says it's a G.I. JOE movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
August 16, 2009
The folks at Hasbro must be laughing all the way to the bank this summer.
Full Review| Original Score: 2/4
August 15, 2009
This is my favorite bad movie of the summer. And yes, I realize that's a backhanded compliment. Yo Joe.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
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