Larry Gigli: In every relationship there's a bull and a cow, and it just so happens that in this relationship I'm the bull and you're the cow! bull! cow!
Ricki: It's turkey time.
Det. Stanley Jacobellis: Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED? SURE?