Girl on the Third Floor Reviews

February 23, 2020
A noble but frustratingly uneven attempt to revitalise stale haunted house conventions with pressing social currency.
December 12, 2019
The renovations needed here have nothing to do with the house.
October 25, 2019
The third act ... simply doesn't work.
October 22, 2019
The film is loud and obvious about declaring its themes, as if to distract from their ultimate shallowness.
October 20, 2019
...come[s] across as a WWE-studios version of Darren Aronofsky's mother!
September 25, 2019
As the movie stands, all the gooey stuff is great, but there's not much else to it and what is there can be seen elsewhere and done better.
September 14, 2019
Girl On The Third Floor begins its renovations with some grand ideas, but once the wallpaper is peeled back, becomes a film that is just meaningless body fluids, misogyny and an identity crisis.