Lynne Stone: My name's Lynne Stone.
Janey Glenn: Hi.
Lynne Stone: But I'm gonna change it as soon as I'm old enough.


Janey Glenn: He's just uh! You know. I mean, uh!
Lynne Stone: Is he gonna call you tomorrow?
Janey Glenn: Yeah, I think so.


Lynne Stone: Whenever I'm in a room with a guy, no matter who it is - a date my dentist, anybody - I think, if we were the last two people on earth, would I puke if he kissed me?


Natalie Sands: This... means... *war*.


Natalie Sands: My shrink is right - I'm unloved, unappreciated, I only have one car...


Janey Glenn: Jonathan and Lisa are definitely my favorite couple. You know his birthday is the same as mine almost.


Janey Glenn: Woo!


Janey Glenn: This is really embarrassing.


Jeff Malene: So where you were last night? I waited out there for an hour and a half!
Janey Glenn: Well, I tried to tell you that I couldn't go, but you hung up too fast.


DTV Host: Live from Chicago: America's number one dance show, Dance TV, is on the air!


Lynne Stone: You know what's better than getting mad? Getting even.


Lynne Stone: Eat flame, Bozo!


Tailor: You move, you bleed...


Lynne Stone: He's a boy and he's alive, what's there to hate?


Janey Glenn: If I win I'm gonna be on TV alright?
Col. Glenn: Negative!


Janey Glenn: Do you have a date or something?
Lynne Stone: No, I wish, I just know I must be horny.


Sister Immaculata: Stay away from him, he's a boy!


Maggie Malene: Sorry, I needed the phone.
Jeff Malene: Why, the cabbage patch mothers are having a PTA meeting?


Lynne Stone: Velcro. Next to the Walkman and tab it is the coolest invention of the twentieth century!


Janey Glenn: Is it safe?
Drew: It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs.
Janey Glenn: What?
Drew: Nothing!
Jeff Malene: Nothing!