The Golden Child (1986)
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as Chandler Jarrell
as The Golden Child
as Sardo Numpsa
as Kee Nang
as The Old Man
as Dr. Hong
as Tommy Tong
as Friend at Pink's
as Det. Boggs
as Yellow Dragon
as TV Host
as Herb Shop Clerk
as Security Man #1
as Businessman Customer
Critic Reviews for The Golden Child
This film -- insignificant and lightweight and monumentally silly -- is entertaining from beginning to end.
Mediocre Eddie Murphy comedy looks very dated now.
Not even Eddie Murphy's normal bag of tricks and tics can save this contrived and unconvincing film from self-destructing.
His posse told him he was god-like.
Indefensible rubbish with occasional flashes of invention and Victor Wong.
Audience Reviews for The Golden Child
Eddie is a private eye who has to find a kidnapped child.
[Re-watch] Movies may have moved on in terms of effects, but this is still an easy watching good prevails evil family film with comical input by Eddie Murphy.
The Golden Child Quotes
|Chandler Jarrell:||I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass!|
|Chandler Jarrell:||Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it.|
|Chandler Jarrell:||My dear, sweet brother Numsie!|
|Chandler Jarrell:||How many people have survived this?|
|The Old Man:||None!|
|Chandler Jarrell:||None!? None!? I'm gonna break your ass in a minute!|
|Chandler Jarrell:||None? None? I'm gonna break your ass in a minute!|