Golden Years Reviews

April 3, 2019
With plodding pace, decrepit cliché and a senile sense of storytelling, that this ever made it beyond ITV3's film choice for a Tuesday morning is mind-boggling.
October 24, 2017
It's a lovely idea but the execution falls short on every count, hampered by some strange casting, some seriously misfiring comedy and a screenplay -- co-written by Knowles -- that suggests, on this evidence, that he should stick to the day job.
January 2, 2017
A film too stiff for comedy, too silly for drama and too slow for fun in between.
December 9, 2016
Every member of the cast... deserved a better, less far-fetched, plot than director John Miller and writers Miller, Nick Knowles and Jeremy Sheldon have devised for them.
October 13, 2016
Substandard jokes about "slap and tickle" and vibrators, and parochial references to Pot Noodles nowhere near sophisticated enough for the intended audience.
August 8, 2016
John Miller's good-natured picture makes a noble stab at yoking real-world social problems to capering.
May 15, 2016
That the duo's robbery spree is such a gentle affair is the source of many of the movie's gags - their getaway car is a Volvo with a caravan on the back - but the geriatric pace means that the laughs are on the gentle side, too.
May 1, 2016
Despite a likable cast of television and theatre stalwarts, this limps along like a botched hip operation.
April 28, 2016
Gentle the film's good-natured, well-meaning comedy most certainly is, soft-edged and reassuring too - but it's also so full of stock characters and movie cliches that the whole thing feels a bit like a missed opportunity.
April 28, 2016
There are the seeds of something interesting here, but premise and talent are ill-served by crude and cliched characterisation and thudding execution ...