Good Morning, Vietnam - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Good Morning, Vietnam Quotes

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  • Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart I know I'm funny.
    ‐ Submitted by Stefano M (2 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle.
    ‐ Submitted by Marina N (3 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: What's the difference between the Cub scouts & the Army? EEEERRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNT! Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery.
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher G (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: Where ya from?
    Convoy Soldier: I'm from Cleveland!
    Adrian Cronauer: Oh, really? So,Viet-nam's not that big a change for ya?
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher G (4 years ago)

  • Marty Lee Dreiwitz: [to French-Vietnamese bar girl] Hi, I'm William Holden...
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (4 years ago)

  • Edward Garlick: No, Phil, he's not all right. A man does not refer to Pat Boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right.
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: [Lt. Steven Hauk uses Army jargon to refer to a press conference to be given by former Vice-President Nixon] Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (4 years ago)

  • Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: This will NOT look good on a resume.
    ‐ Submitted by Karl A (4 years ago)

  • Sgt. Major Dickerson: What does three up and three down mean to you Airman?
    Adrian Cronauer: End of an inning?
    ‐ Submitted by sean b (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: I have never met a man as big as you, with so many muscles, and so little penis.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick D (5 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick D (5 years ago)

  • Adrian Cronauer: GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)