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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Quotes

  • Tuco the Ugly: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?


  • Tuco the Ugly: How much?


  • Tuco the Ugly: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.


  • Tuco the Ugly: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.


  • Tuco the Ugly: BLONDY! YOU'RE A SON OF A (cuts him off and goes "AHHHHHHH!")
    Tuco the Ugly: BLONDY! YOU'RE A SON OF A...


  • The Good: There are two kinds of people in the world those with guns and those that dig. You dig?


  • Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.


  • The Good: I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.


  • Tuco the Ugly: I'm innocent, I'm an innocent farmer.


  • The Good: Every gun makes its own tune.


  • Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.


  • Tuco the Ugly: (Trying to read) See you soon... idi... id...
    Tuco the Ugly: [trying to read] See you soon... idi... id...
    The Good: "Idiots". It's for you.
    The Good: Idiots. It's for you.


  • Tuco the Ugly: There are 2 kinds of spurs my friend, those who come through the door (sign of the cross) & those who come through the window!
    Tuco the Ugly: There are 2 kinds of spurs my friend, those who come through the door [sign of the cross] & those who come through the window!


  • The Good: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.


  • The Bad: People with ropes around their necks don't always hang. Even a filthy beggar like that has a protecting angel. A golden-haired angel watches over him.


  • The Good: If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold, aren't they ? Or a bullet.


  • Tuco the Ugly: I like big fat men like you. When they fall, they make more noise... and sometimes they never get up.


  • Tuco the Ugly: God is with us because he hates the yanks too!
    The Good: God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also.


  • The Good: [Reading a letter] "See you soon, idiots". It's for you.
    The Good: [Reading a letter] See you soon, idiots. It's for you.


  • Tuco the Ugly: If you want to shoot, just shoot don't start talking
    Tuco the Ugly: If you want to shoot, just shoot don't start talking.


  • The Good: The way back to town is only seventy miles. So if you save your breath, I feel a man like you can manage it. Adios...


  • The Good: Just like old times...1 2 3 4 Five for you...five for me...you know how much u worth now...???
    The Good: Just like old times...1 2 3 4 Five for you...five for me...you know how much u worth now...
    Tuco the Ugly: How much...???
    Tuco the Ugly: How much...
    The Good: 3000 Dollars...
    The Good: 3000 dollars...


  • Tuco the Ugly: If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk...


  • The Good: to Tuco:There are two kinds of people in the world those with guns and those that dig. You dig...
    The Good: [to Tuco] There are two kinds of people in the world those with guns and those that dig. You dig?


  • Tuco the Ugly: How much
    Tuco the Ugly: How much?


  • Tuco the Ugly: You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you
    Tuco the Ugly: You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.


  • Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot...Shoot! Don't talk.
    Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.


  • Tuco the Ugly: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?


  • Tuco the Ugly: I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!


  • Tuco the Ugly: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window
    Tuco the Ugly: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, [crosses himself] those that come in by the window.


  • The Good: Every gun makes its own tune.


  • Tuco the Ugly: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later
    Tuco the Ugly: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.


  • Tuco the Ugly: One bastard goes in, another one comes out.


  • The Good: [To Tuco] Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.


  • The Good: [counting The Bad's men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
    The Bad: I thought three was the perfect number.
    The Good: I've got six more bullets in my gun.


  • The Bad: Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel. [Referencing Tuco]


  • Tuco the Ugly: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.


  • Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.


  • The Bad: Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. [Laugh] But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
    The Bad: Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. [Laugh] But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.


  • The Good: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.


  • The Good: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.
    The Good: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.
    Tuco the Ugly: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!
    Tuco the Ugly: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!


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