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  • Eva: You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
    Doug Glatt: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.


  • Doug Glatt: Pat: 69! Take the number 69 it's hilarious
    Doug Glatt: 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious
    Doug Glatt: 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.
    Pat: 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.


  • Doug Glatt: I think I nailed him.


  • Ronnie Hortense: Good skills.. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up
    Ronnie Hortense: Good skills. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up.
    Doug Glatt: Oh sorry
    Doug Glatt: Oh sorry.
    Ronnie Hortense: On the bright side.. Those were your own guys you just fucked up
    Ronnie Hortense: On the bright side. Those were your own guys you just fucked up.


  • Ronnie Hortense: THIS IS NOT FUCKIN BASEBALL!


  • Eva: I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you
    Eva: I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you.
    Doug Glatt: This is awkward (reveals present)
    Doug Glatt: This is awkward. [reveals present]


  • Doug Glatt: (in commerical) Old cars make me angry (punches car)
    Doug Glatt: [in commercial] Old cars make me angry. [punches car]


  • Doug Glatt: YESSSSS!


  • Doug Glatt: Why are you crying? Did you just watch Rudy?


  • Ross Rhea: You have my respect, whatever that means to you, you got it. But know this shit hard, if ever there comes a time, it's gets down to the morrow and it's you and me, Kid, I will lay you the fuck out.


  • Doug Glatt: What's so fuckin funny gigglybits?!


  • Doug Glatt: Eva, that's a pretty name. Like your face. Your face is pretty.


  • Doug Glatt: My brother's GAY!


  • Doug Glatt: Garbage blows in my face sometimes.


  • Pat: I think my eyeballs just ejaculated!


  • Eva: I dig hockey players. The violence. The beer. I get horny a lot.


  • Doug Glatt: " What is the matter Jerry ? " , Jerry : " I didn't win anything " , Glatt : " That's because it's a juke-box Jerry "
    Doug Glatt: That's because it's a juke-box Jerry.


  • Ronnie Hortense: Glatt, you're riding pisshole.


  • Doug Glatt: Only beer and soup for me thanks.


  • Xavier LaFlamme: You're a crazy mother fucker. Tabernac BAM! You fucking beat him.
    Doug Glatt: Really?
    Xavier LaFlamme: Yea.
    Doug Glatt: Thank you!


  • Doug Glatt: It's not the first time the wind blew garbage in my face.


  • Pat: I'll sign your dick Doug...


  • Doug Glatt: I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together
    Doug Glatt: I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together.


  • Ross Rhea: Nice hit, eh?


  • Ronnie Hortense: Gay porn hard!
    Doug Glatt: Gay porn hard!


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