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  • Chunk: But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
    Jake: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

  • Mikey: What about the loot?
    Brand: What about our lives?

  • Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
    Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

  • Mikey: What about the loot?
    Brand: What about our lives?

  • Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
    Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

  • Mikey: Shut up about that stuff, my dad'll fix it.
    Brand: Ya sure he will, if he gets his next 400 pay checks by tomorrow afternoon
    Brand: Ya sure he will, if he gets his next 400 pay checks by tomorrow afternoon.
    Mikey: That's wrong, Brand! It won't happen.

  • Mikey: We had our hands on the future, but we blew it to save our own lives.... Sorry.
    Mr. Walsh: That's all right. You and Brand are home safe with your mom and me, that makes us the richest people in Astoria.

  • Mikey: Thanks, Brand
    Mikey: Thanks, Brand.
    Brand: I know how ya feel wimp, I'm sure gonna miss this place, too.

  • Stef: "Um Brand God put that rock there for a purpose and I'm not so sure you should um move it."
    Stef: Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it..

  • Brand: I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!

  • Troy: annie you goonie
    Troy: Annie you Goonie.

  • Mikey: Bye, Willy. Thanks.

  • Chunk: theres....theres...theres...bullet holes........in the ccccar!
    Chunk: There's....there's...there's...bullet holes........in the ccccar!
    Mikey: wwwwhatt!
    Mikey: Wwwwhatt!

  • Chunk: Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom... but his sister did.

  • Brand: I'm going to punch you guys so hard when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
    Brand: I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!

  • Chunk: I love the dark, I love the dark, I hate nature, I hate nature!

  • Sloth: heyyy yooouuu guuuUUUyys
    Sloth: Hey you guys!

  • Mikey: Goonies never say die!

  • Mouth: Do the truffle shuffle

  • Andy: Yeah well I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home.
    Andy: Yeah, well, I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home.

  • Stef: Bran, God put that rock their for a reason...and I don't think you should move it.
    Stef: Bran, God put that rock their for a reason... and I don't think you should move it.

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