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  • Chunk: But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
    Jake: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (2 years ago)

  • Mikey: What about the loot?
    Brand: What about our lives?
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

  • Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
    Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

  • Mikey: What about the loot?
    Brand: What about our lives?
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
    Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Mikey: Shut up about that stuff, my dad'll fix it.
    Brand: Ya sure he will, if he gets his next 400 pay checks by tomorrow afternoon.
    Mikey: That's wrong, Brand! It won't happen.
    ‐ Submitted by Dylan F (3 years ago)

  • Mikey: We had our hands on the future, but we blew it to save our own lives.... Sorry.
    Mr. Walsh: That's all right. You and Brand are home safe with your mom and me, that makes us the richest people in Astoria.
    ‐ Submitted by Dylan F (3 years ago)

  • Mikey: Thanks, Brand.
    Brand: I know how ya feel wimp, I'm sure gonna miss this place, too.
    ‐ Submitted by Dylan F (3 years ago)

  • Stef: Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it..
    ‐ Submitted by Sheriea J (3 years ago)

  • Brand: I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
    ‐ Submitted by Moe J (4 years ago)

  • Troy: Annie you Goonie.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeanette M (4 years ago)

  • Mikey: Bye, Willy. Thanks.
    ‐ Submitted by ethan t (4 years ago)

  • Chunk: There's....there's...there's...bullet holes........in the ccccar!
    Mikey: Wwwwhatt!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (4 years ago)

  • Chunk: Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom... but his sister did.
    ‐ Submitted by cora d (4 years ago)

  • Brand: I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
    ‐ Submitted by Boomer C (4 years ago)

  • Chunk: I love the dark, I love the dark, I hate nature, I hate nature!
    ‐ Submitted by Boomer C (4 years ago)

  • Sloth: Hey you guys!
    ‐ Submitted by Rachel N (5 years ago)

  • Mikey: Goonies never say die!
    ‐ Submitted by Catherine G (5 years ago)

  • Mouth: Do the truffle shuffle
    ‐ Submitted by Brinn D (5 years ago)

  • Andy: Yeah, well, I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home.
    ‐ Submitted by Allyson S (5 years ago)

  • Stef: Bran, God put that rock their for a reason... and I don't think you should move it.
    ‐ Submitted by Allyson S (5 years ago)

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