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The Great Muppet Caper Quotes

  • Lady Holiday: We have to make drastic changes in the new line before the show tomorrow - all my girls are going around looking like barn-yard animals. - good heavens, who are you?
    Lady Holiday: We have to make drastic changes in the new line before the show tomorrow. All my girls are going around looking like barn-yard animals. Good heavens, who are you?
    Miss Piggy: My name is Miss Piggy, and I would like to be a high-fashion model.
    Miss Piggy: My name is Miss Piggy and I would like to be a high-fashion model.
    Lady Holiday: Doesn't surprise me; seem to be the way we're heading.
    Lady Holiday: Doesn't surprise me. Seems to be the way we're heading.


  • Fozzie Bear: Excuse me, Mr. Holliday. Would you let Kermit go? If you hold him too long he'll just give you warts.


  • Beauregard: [driving a cab]You can call me Beauregard. where are you guys going?
    Beauregard: You can call me Beauregard. where are you guys going?
    Kermit: The happiness hotel.
    Beauregard: Oh good, that's where I'm going - how do you get there?
    Beauregard: Oh good, that's where I'm going. How do you get there?
    Fozzie Bear: Haven't you ever been there?
    Beauregard: Of course! I live there. I just don't know how to get there.


  • Lady Holiday: Nicky, that's my new receptionist dancing out there!
    Nicky Holiday: Which one?
    Lady Holiday: The pig.
    Nicky Holiday: She's sensational.
    Lady Holiday: 45 words a minute, about average.


  • Trucker: What are you doing here?
    Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
    Trucker: Me too.


  • Sam the Eagle: You are all weirdos!!!
    Sam the Eagle: You are all weirdos!


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