The Green Butchers


The Green Butchers (2004)


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This black comedy from Denmark involves the exploits of Bjarne and Svend, two friends who go into the meat-cutting business together only to see their venture fail miserably. But when Svend starts experimenting with a strange new culinary concoction, business picks up -- but they find that getting ahold of their "secret ingredient" will be more of a challenge than they thought.

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Critic Reviews for The Green Butchers

All Critics (27) | Top Critics (14)

The subject is so grim you may find that you've forgotten to laugh.

Feb 11, 2005 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…

Gruesome as it may sound, Butchers is a likeable, well-made film and a genuine comedy.

Feb 3, 2005 | Rating: 3/4

You might not want to dine with this group, especially if they brought the meat. But it's OK to play with the knives a little.

Jan 28, 2005 | Rating: 3/4 | Full Review…

While it's got a refreshingly dry, nasty tone, the film is never quite as funny as it needs to be.

Jan 21, 2005 | Rating: 2.5/4

It's much ado about mutton.

Jan 21, 2005 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
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Neither funny nor outrageous nor horrifying nor conventionally affecting.

Jan 14, 2005 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for The Green Butchers


The second out of three films directed by Danish Anders Thomas Jensen and my second favourite after ADAM'S APPLES. Equally dark, equally funny, equally unlikeable-yet-somehow-likeable characters (this time its two butchers butchering acquaintances to keep the business open). The plot is just as wonky as his other films, just slightly less unexpected. But thats a minor quibble, like comparing pigs to pigs when you love pigs. Just watch and enjoy, it's way past time the man directed another one.

Lesley N
Lesley N

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This is a huge surprise. I have to say that I believe this might be the first Danish film I've ever seen in my life. I'll be looking for more. A beautiful mix of dark comedy and the seriously elevating power of love. In the end, this is less a comedy than it is a moving portrayal of forgiveness in the wake of tragedy. Just a fascinating mix. I can't even think of a film, off the top of my head, where such an emotional blend is achieved in such an interesting way. Flixsters, this is a must-see.

NB: If you do watch this, be prepared to deploy a healthy willing suspension of disbelief.

Lanning : )
Lanning : )

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Best foreign movie around. Even though it was in another language, I laughed the whole time. Sven Sveat!

Curtis Lilly
Curtis Lilly

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