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  • Stunt Man Mike (Death Proof): [as he drives] Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% death proof.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Stunt Man Mike (Death Proof): Ladies! That was fun! Adios! [gets shot]
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Lee: I can't belive a fucking Circle A clerk carries Italian Vogue.
    Abernathy (Death Proof): It doesn't. It's his own personal copy. He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
    Lee: [scoffs] 27 bucks?
    Abernathy (Death Proof): What the fuck do you care? We're talking about fucking per diem here. We found an issue of Italian Vogue in Lebanon, Tennessee. We're lucky he's not asking for fuckin' Krugerrands. I'm getting it, and we're splitting it three ways.
    Lee: What? Me, you, and Kim?
    Abernathy (Death Proof): No. Kim doesn't give a shit about Italian Vogue. But Brandy will come in with us, and if she won't, Tyson, her assistant, will.
    Lee: Okay, but if anyone tears out any sheets that I want, you gotta make color Xerox copies of those pages, and I'm not talkin' fuckin' Kinko's here either. You take it to the art department and have them do it fucking right.
    ‐ Submitted by Gavin S (5 years ago)

  • Lee: [to Zoë] I'm sorry, but what is 'home'? Is that Australia, right?
    Zoe (Death Proof): [seemingly offended] What do you mean by that, mate?
    Abernathy (Death Proof): Zoë's from New Zealand. And you never, I repeat, NEVER, call a Kiwi an Aussie.
    Kim (Death Proof): Not unless you wanna get your ass kicked.
    Lee: I'm so sorry, I really am.
    Zoe (Death Proof): [Abby, Zoë and Kim laugh] We're just taking the piss out of you, mate!
    ‐ Submitted by Gavin S (5 years ago)

  • Zoe (Death Proof): So let's hear it ladies. Set romances, who's gettin' it off?
    Kim (Death Proof): That would be Lee and Toolbox.
    Zoe (Death Proof): Oh, Toolbox. Name sounds promising.
    Abernathy (Death Proof): He's a grip.
    Lee: What he is, is a pervert.
    Zoe (Death Proof): Wow, he just keeps sounding better and better. What's his perversion?
    Lee: He likes to watch me pee.
    Kim (Death Proof): Haha! Lee is sittin' on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee, P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
    ‐ Submitted by Gavin S (5 years ago)

  • Zoe (Death Proof): So what's your story, Abernathy?
    Abernathy (Death Proof): I had a set crush on Cecil.
    Kim (Death Proof): Set crush? Please, you were his set wife.
    Abernathy (Death Proof): Were and had being the key words here.
    Kim (Death Proof): Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.
    Abernathy (Death Proof): Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, it's so funny!
    Kim (Death Proof): Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.
    Abernathy (Death Proof): Yeah, he's a stand in fucker.
    ‐ Submitted by Gavin S (5 years ago)

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