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Groundhog Day Quotes

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  • Phil Connors: I'm not going to live by their rules anymore.
    ‐ Submitted by Mae M (13 months ago)

  • Phil Connors: When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.
    ‐ Submitted by Stan D (2 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: Hi, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two milkshakes, and one large coke.
    Ralph: And some flapjacks.
    Phil Connors: Too early for flapjacks?
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (3 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (3 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: It's just still once a year, isn't it?
    ‐ Submitted by Sunil I (3 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: Do you want to throw up here or in the car?
    Ralph: I think both.
    ‐ Submitted by Beni R (3 years ago)

  • Rita: You speak French.
    Phil Connors: Oui.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob H (3 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: I'm a god.
    Rita: You are God?
    Phil Connors: I'm a god, I'm not the God. I don't think.
    ‐ Submitted by Alfred B (3 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: Who is your perfect guy?
    Rita: Well, first of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect.
    Phil Connors: That's me!
    ‐ Submitted by Tim S (3 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: [to the groundhog] Don't drive angry! Don't drive angry!
    ‐ Submitted by Bob T (3 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: [talking about an oncoming train] I'm betting he's going to swerve first.
    ‐ Submitted by Zbigniew Z (4 years ago)

  • Mrs. Lancaster: Did you sleep well Mr. Connors?
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro L (4 years ago)

  • E.R. Nurse: Sometimes people just die...
    Phil Connors: Not today...
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro L (4 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro L (4 years ago)

  • Psychiatrist: I have an alcoholic now.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: We mustn't keep our audience waiting.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: Okay campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause its cold out there...its cold out there every day.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Larry: Prima-donnas.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: Yeah, Im' betting he's gonna swerve first.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Gus: I peg you as a glass half empty kinda guy.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: Morons, your bus is leaving.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Rita: Why would anyone wanna steal a Groundhog?
    Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons, pervert.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: I am not making it up. I am asking you for help.
    Rita: Okay, what do you want me to do?
    Phil Connors: I don't know. You're a producer. Come up with something.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (4 years ago)

  • Ned: Watch that first step. It's a doozie.
    ‐ Submitted by Don L (4 years ago)

  • Ned: Phil, Hey Phil, Phil Connors!
    Phil Connors: Ned?! [punches Ned in face]
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
    Larry: I can probably think of a couple of reasons... pervert.
    ‐ Submitted by Sam B (5 years ago)

  • Phil Connors: Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Larry: Did he actually refer to himself as "the talent"?
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)