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Groundhog Day Quotes

  • Phil Connors: I'm not going to live by their rules anymore.


  • Phil Connors: When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.


  • Phil Connors: (after getting pulled over) Hi, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two milkshakes, and one large coke.
    Phil Connors: Hi, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two milkshakes, and one large coke.
    Ralph: And some flapjacks.
    Phil Connors: too early for flapjacks?
    Phil Connors: Too early for flapjacks?


  • Phil Connors: It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks.


  • Phil Connors: It's just still once a year, isn't it?


  • Phil Connors: Do you want to throw up here or in the car?
    Ralph: I think both.


  • Rita: You speak French
    Rita: You speak French.
    Phil Connors: Oui
    Phil Connors: Oui.


  • Phil Connors: I'm a god.
    Rita: You are God?
    Phil Connors: I'm a god, I'm not the God. I don't think.


  • Phil Connors: Who is your perfect guy?
    Rita: Well, first of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect
    Rita: Well, first of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect.
    Phil Connors: That's me!


  • Phil Connors: (to the groundhog) "Don't drive angry! Don't drive angry!"
    Phil Connors: [to the groundhog] Don't drive angry! Don't drive angry!


  • Phil Connors: (talking about an oncoming train) I'm betting he's going to swerve first.
    Phil Connors: [talking about an oncoming train] I'm betting he's going to swerve first.


  • Mrs. Lancaster: â??Did you sleep well Mr. Connors?â??
    Mrs. Lancaster: Did you sleep well Mr. Connors?


  • E.R. Nurse: â??Sometimes people just die...â??
    E.R. Nurse: Sometimes people just die...
    Phil Connors: â??Not today...â??
    Phil Connors: Not today...


  • Phil Connors: â??You want a prediction about the weather? Youâ??re asking the wrong Phil. Iâ??m going to give you a prediction about this winterâ?¦: Itâ??s going to be cold, itâ??s going to be darkâ?¦ and itâ??s going to last you for the rest of your lives!â??
    Phil Connors: You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!


  • Psychiatrist: i have an alcoholic now.
    Psychiatrist: I have an alcoholic now.


  • Phil Connors: we must'n keep our audience waiting.
    Phil Connors: We mustn't keep our audience waiting.


  • Phil Connors: ok campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause its cold out there...its cold out there every day.
    Phil Connors: Okay campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause its cold out there...its cold out there every day.


  • Larry: primadonnas
    Larry: Prima-donnas.


  • Phil Connors: Yeah, im betting he's gonna swerve first.
    Phil Connors: Yeah, Im' betting he's gonna swerve first.


  • Gus: I peg you as a glass half empty kinda guy.


  • Phil Connors: Morons, your bus is leaving.


  • Rita: Why would anyone wanna steal a Groundhog?
    Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons, Pervert.
    Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons, pervert.


  • Phil Connors: I am not making it up. I am asking you for help.
    Rita: Okay, what do you want me to do?
    Phil Connors: I don't know. You're a producer. Come up with something.


  • Ned: Watch that first step. It's a doozie.


  • Ned: Phil, Hey Phil, Phil Connors!
    Phil Connors: Ned?! [Punches Ned in face]
    Phil Connors: Ned?! [punches Ned in face]


  • Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
    Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
    Larry: I can probably think of a couple of reasons... pervert.


  • Phil Connors: Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.


  • Larry: Did he actually refer to himself as "the talent"?


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