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  • Brian: Don't Worry, I'm not gonna do what everybody thinks i'm gonna do which is just flip out man.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael M (16 months ago)

  • Thurgood: Now that's a titty.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael M (17 months ago)

  • Thurgood: Right near the beach... BOY!
    ‐ Submitted by Russell H (3 years ago)

  • Thurgood: What is it scientist?
    ‐ Submitted by Adam W (4 years ago)

  • Scarface: F*#$ you. F*#$ you. You're cool, and f*#$ you. I'm out!
    ‐ Submitted by nathan h (5 years ago)

  • Thurgood: Who is this?
    Samson Simpson: This is Samson, smarty pants!
    Thurgood: Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister: Samson, it's Sheila. Mama fell.
    Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!
    ‐ Submitted by ryan m (5 years ago)

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