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Half Baked Quotes

  • Brian: Don't Worry, I'm not gonna do what everybody thinks i'm gonna do which is just flip out man.


  • Thurgood: Now that's a titty.


  • Thurgood: Right near the beach... BOY!


  • Thurgood: what is it scientist?!
    Thurgood: What is it scientist?


  • Scarface: "F*#$ you...f*#$ you...you're cool...and f*#$ you I'm out..!"
    Scarface: F*#$ you. F*#$ you. You're cool, and f*#$ you. I'm out!


  • Thurgood: Who is this?
    Samson Simpson: This is Samson, Smarty Pants!
    Samson Simpson: This is Samson, smarty pants!
    Thurgood: Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister: Samson, it's Sheila. Mama fell...
    Thurgood: Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister: Samson, it's Sheila. Mama fell.
    Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!


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