Half Baked Quotes
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- Brian: Don't Worry, I'm not gonna do what everybody thinks i'm gonna do which is just flip out man.‐ Submitted by Michael M (16 months ago)
- Thurgood: Now that's a titty.‐ Submitted by Michael M (17 months ago)
- Thurgood: Right near the beach... BOY!‐ Submitted by Russell H (3 years ago)
- Thurgood: What is it scientist?‐ Submitted by Adam W (4 years ago)
- Scarface: F*#$ you. F*#$ you. You're cool, and f*#$ you. I'm out!‐ Submitted by nathan h (5 years ago)
- Thurgood: Who is this?Samson Simpson: This is Samson, smarty pants!Thurgood: Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister: Samson, it's Sheila. Mama fell.Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!‐ Submitted by ryan m (5 years ago)