• R, 1 hr. 22 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Tamra Davis
    In Theaters:
    Jan 16, 1998 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 30, 1998
  • Universal Pictures

Half Baked Quotes

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    1. Thurgood: Right near the beach... BOY!
    – Submitted by Russell H (19 months ago)
    1. Thurgood: What is it scientist?
    – Submitted by Adam W (19 months ago)
    1. Scarface: F*#$ you. F*#$ you. You're cool, and f*#$ you. I'm out!
    – Submitted by nathan h (2 years ago)
    1. Thurgood: Who is this?
    2. Samson Simpson: This is Samson, smarty pants!
    3. Thurgood: Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister: Samson, it's Sheila. Mama fell.
    4. Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!
    – Submitted by ryan m (2 years ago)

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