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  • Hog-Head: i gotta go home and poo
    Hog-Head: I gotta go home and poo.
    Flats: why cant you just go here
    Flats: Why can't you just go here?
    Hog-Head: ooh pretty sure im gonna need a bath after
    Hog-Head: Ooh. Pretty sure I'm gonna need a bath after.


  • Rick: Ed. Britney. Clones.


  • Rick: "Remember how awesome we were on JV?" "Yeah, senior year."
    Rick: Remember how awesome we were on JV?


  • Grace: Oh really? Today you left your computer on cockgobblers.com!
    Grace: This morning you left the computer on gangbangfacebath.com!
    Fred: I get my weather from that site...


  • Grace: What is wrong with you two? you are completely obsessed with sex!
    Grace: What the hell is wrong with you two? You are completely obsessed with sex!
    Fred: Honey, obsess is a very strong word...
    Grace: Oh yeah...? this morning you left the computer on "CockGobblers.com"
    Fred: I...I...I... get my weather from that site....


  • Officer #2: Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. So she uses her hands and makes noises.


  • Rick: That is making me uncomfortable, would you mind switching places with him? [He sees that the other naked man has a tiny penis]


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