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  • Conal Cochran: Oh and, Happy Halloween.
    ‐ Submitted by Casey C (3 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: I do love a good joke and this is the best ever: a joke on the children.
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: You know what you really need to see is a demonstration and there's one coming right up.
    ‐ Submitted by Paul B (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: You haven't know, is there a vacancy here in this motel? My wife and I need a place to stay.
    Rafferty: You've come to the right place. It's cozy, it's quiet, and the price is right.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Betty Kupfer: I think this whole thing is a big joke. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: (on the phone) The third channel, it's still on. Please, take off the third channel. The third channel, it's still running. Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time! Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Buddy Kupfer: (in the test room) Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interested at all. Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Rafferty: Light packers, aren't you?
    Ellie Grimbridge: We've had a lot of practice.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: (about the robot lady) This was a rare piece: German. Made in Munich, 1785. I must try and get a replacement.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: Where's Ellie?
    Conal Cochran: Mrs. 'Smith'? I'm sure she's resting just now.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Marge: Damn factory! Got their orders all screwed up, and now I have to stay in this dump again!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: I've seen lots of people on drugs. The man was in complete control. He looked like a businessman!
    Secretary: Well, he had to be one strong businessman, I can tell you that. You don't just pull someone's skull apart without a little lower-arm strength, know what I mean?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: Like what? What did you hear? [Starker: This year I'm gonna get me a case and a half of Molotov cocktails and burn that son of a bitch right down. Last Halloween for him. Last Halloween.]
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: From an ancient, sacrificial circle, Stonehenge. We had a time getting it here. You wouldn't believe how we did it. It has a power in it.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Secretary: Sierra Mesa still making you drink your ass off?
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Oh yeah!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: Those who went before me, you know they-they never dreamed of anything like this.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: What is this place?
    Conal Cochran: Can't you tell? A vast, ancient technology. Ha-ha-ha, a good magician never explains. Come on, then, you've still got time to figure it out all by yourself.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: It will be morning soon. Halloween morning. A very busy day for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: (about the motel) This place is a zoo!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: Enjoy the horror-thon, doctor, and don't forget to watch the big giveaway afterwards.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Why, Cochran, why?
    Conal Cochran: Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke and this is the best ever, a joke on the children. But there's a better reason, you don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting, in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in, to sit by our fires of turf. Halloween, the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red...with the blood of animals and children.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Sacrifices.
    Conal Cochran: It was part of our world...our craft.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Witchcraft.
    Conal Cochran: To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now, it's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know, the planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, doctor, I'm glad you'll be able to watch it. And, happy Halloween!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: Your friend Ms. Guttman...
    Dr. Daniel Challis: You killed her!
    Conal Cochran: Oh no, no, no! Ms. Guttman was the victim of a misfire.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: Wait. Wait a minute. How old are you?
    Ellie Grimbridge: Relax. I'm older than I look.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Ellie Grimbridge: Irish Halloween masks?
    Dr. Daniel Challis: In California, you never know.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Ellie Grimbridge: (looking around at the empty town) I feel like a goldfish.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: I do love a good joke and this is the best ever: a joke on the children.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: Maybe I ought to get another room.
    Ellie Grimbridge: That would look sort of suspicious, wouldn't it?
    Dr. Daniel Challis: What I mean is, if it'd make you more comfortable I can sleep in the car - be a lot better than this floor, anyway.
    Ellie Grimbridge: Where do you want to sleep, Dr. Challis?
    Dr. Daniel Challis: That's a dumb question, Miss Grimbridge.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Buddy Kupfer: Conal Cochran, the all-time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Ah!
    Buddy Kupfer: Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: Teddy, do me another favor, will you? Find out everything you can about Conal Cochran. He runs Silver Shamrock, the Halloween mask people.
    Secretary: Conal Cochran. Okay, but this is gonna cost you some serious dinners when you get back.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: I'm always ready for dinner with you.
    Secretary: Liar. Bye.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things you know, the planets do. They're in alignment and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, Doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Walter Jones: I was always taught that when someone needs help, you help them. Unless there's trouble. There isn't going to be any trouble is there?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Ellie Grimbridge: He'd let them play with stuff right in the aisles like I used to when I was little. The question is, why would anybody wanna kill Papa?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Buddy Kupfer: Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing?
    Conal Cochran: Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that; quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course there's a lot of trade secrets.
    Buddy Kupfer: Oh I'd sure like to take a look.
    Conal Cochran: Aw sorry.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Not even a peek for your best salesman?
    Buddy Kupfer: Just one little look?
    Conal Cochran: Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Buddy Kupfer: Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: It's getting late. I could use a drink.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Conal Cochran: Convincing, aren't they; Loyal, obedient. Unlike most human beings.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Daniel Challis: I don't believe this commercial! It never stops!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Harry Grimbridge: They're going to kill us. All of us. All of us!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Willie Challis: (singing, along with his sister Bella) Eight more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Eight more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Walter Jones: He just walked up out of the rain! I swear to God that's all there was to it!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Ellie Grimbridge: Did my father say anything to you the night he died?
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Yeah. He, uh, yeah. He said, 'Tell Ellie I love her.'
    Ellie Grimbridge: Well you're a bad liar, but thank you anyway.
    Dr. Daniel Challis: Wait a second. I saw something that night. I don't know. Your father came into the hospital. He thought he was crazy, out of his mind. He's hanging on to a Halloween mask. He wouldn't let it go. And what he said was, 'They're gonna kill us all.' And in a little while, he was dead. And I don't know what the hell is going on.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Charlie: What's the matter? Don't you have any Halloween spirit?
    Dr. Daniel Challis: No!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Harry Grimbridge: They're coming.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

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