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Halloween: Resurrection Quotes

  • Freddie Harris: Burn motherfucker,burn (grabs Sarah, putsher over his shoulder) Hey Mickey, happy fucking Halloween.
    Freddie Harris: Burn mother fucker, burn [grabs Sarah, putsher over his shoulder] Hey Mickey, happy fucking Halloween.


  • Freddie Harris: Trick or Treat, motherfucker!
    Freddie Harris: Trick or treat, motherfucker!


  • Freddie Harris: (fighting Michael Myers) - Let's see what you got!
    Freddie Harris: (fighting Michael Myers) Let's see what you got!


  • Jen Danzig: (talking to Bill; before smacking him) - You are, like, this close to getting voted off the island.
    Jen Danzig: (talking to Bill; before smacking him) You are, like, this close to getting voted off the island.


  • Freddie Harris: (dressed as Michael Myers; talking to the REAL Michael Myers) - I'm not paying you to be Michael Myers! I'm playin Michael Myers! And if them kids come around and see us dressed up in the same sh*t, it's going to ruin the whole effect! God damn it! What the hell is wrong with you? ...I said what are you looking at me like that for? (the REAL Michael still doesn't make any movements) - Huh? You don't get it? You don't get it? Your shit up there ain't workin or something? Huh? You need to get your ass back in the garage with Nora! That's your job! Go back in there and help her ass out! Go do your job! I left the back door unlocked for your ass to go out the back and into the garage! That's what I did! You need to get the hell out of here! Go on! Skoot! Skadattle! Get the fu*k out of Dodge! (the REAL Myers finally walks away) - God damn it... what the hell does somebody gotta do to get a little decent help up in this motherfu*ker?
    Freddie Harris: (dressed as Michael Myers; talking to the REAL Michael Myers) I'm not paying you to be Michael Myers! I'm playin Michael Myers! And if them kids come around and see us dressed up in the same sh*t, it's going to ruin the whole effect! God damn it! What the hell is wrong with you? I said what are you looking at me like that for? (the REAL Michael still doesn't make any movements) Huh? You don't get it? You don't get it? Your shit up there ain't workin or something? Huh? You need to get your ass back in the garage with Nora! That's your job! Go back in there and help her ass out! Go do your job! I left the back door unlocked for your ass to go out the back and into the garage! That's what I did! You need to get the hell out of here! Go on! Skoot! Skadattle! Get the fu*k out of Dodge! (the REAL Myers finally walks away) God damn it, what the hell does somebody gotta do to get a little decent help up in this motherfu*ker?


  • Donna: This whole place looks like some sadistic playpen.


  • Laurie Strode: (to Michael Myers; before falling to her death) - I'll see you in hell.
    Laurie Strode: (to Michael Myers; before falling to her death) I'll see you in hell.


  • Freddie Harris: Michael Myers is a killer shark. In baggy ass overalls, who gets his kicks from killing everyone and everything he comes across.


  • Rudy Grimes: Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. Too much protein, not enough zinc. Next thing you know, you're cutting up bodies in the bathtub. I mean, look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. The brother was seriously malnourished.


  • Donna: Cameras are so...phallic.
    Donna: Cameras are so, phallic.
    Jim: Is that good or bad?
    Donna: Depends who's watching.


  • Bill Woodlake: You know, I think it happened when she was right there. Poor little Judith; helpless, brushing her hair, young and naked.
    Jen Danzig: Yeah. 'Cause that's gonna happen, right?
    Bill Woodlake: Come on, Jen. One flash and you could light up a thousand computer screens. Launch your whole career.


  • Freddie Harris: Hey Mikey! ...Happy Fu*king Halloween!
    Freddie Harris: Hey Mikey! Happy Fu*king Halloween!


  • Sara Moyer: Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food?
    Rudy Grimes: Wouldn't you like to know?


  • Freddie Harris: Let the DANGER-tainment begin up in this motherfu*ker.
    Freddie Harris: Let the danger-tainment begin up in this motherfu*ker.


  • Laurie Strode: Are you afraid of me, Michael?


  • Rudy Grimes: Hey, Michael. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You want a piece of me?


  • Rudy Grimes: Don't distract me.
    Jen Danzig: Oh, I can't help myself. I am distracting.


  • Rudy Grimes: (holding 2 knives; fighting Michael Myers) - You want some of this? Huh? You want to try and fu*king kill me? Huh? You like sushi, motherfu*ker?
    Rudy Grimes: (holding 2 knives; fighting Michael Myers) You want some of this? Huh? You want to try and fu*king kill me? Huh? You like sushi, motherfu*ker?


  • Freddie Harris: (about Myers burned up body) - Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. Like some chicken-fried motherfu*ker. Well, may he never...ever rest in peace.
    Freddie Harris: (about Myers burned up body) Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. Like some chicken-fried motherfu*ker. Well, may he never, ever rest in peace.


  • Jen Danzig: (about Michael Myers' old bed) - This must be where the demon was conceived.
    Jen Danzig: (about Michael Myers' old bed) This must be where the demon was conceived.


  • Freddie Harris: (after Jim hits him; mistakenly thinking Freddie is Michael Myers) - You hit me like I murdered your fu*king mother or something!
    Freddie Harris: (after Jim hits him; mistakenly thinking Freddie is Michael Myers) You hit me like I murdered your fu*king mother or something!


  • Jim: (after hearing Jen's grizzly scream of terror) - She must be going for the first Internet Emmy.
    Jim: (after hearing Jen's grizzly scream of terror) She must be going for the first Internet Emmy.


  • Rudy Grimes: (while smoking weed from a bong with Jenna) - It's a good thing there's no cameras in here.
    Rudy Grimes: (while smoking weed from a bong with Jenna) It's a good thing there's no cameras in here.
    Jen Danzig: (thinks for a minute) - ...We're wearing cameras. (Her and Ruddy start hysterical laughing)
    Jen Danzig: (thinks for a minute) We're wearing cameras. (Her and Ruddy start hysterical laughing)


  • Freddie Harris: (before fighting Michael Myers) - Trick or treat...motherfu*ker!
    Freddie Harris: (before fighting Michael Myers) Trick or treat, motherfu*ker!


  • Jim: (talking to Donna) - Nice legs. What time do they open? (Donna flips him the middle finger) - Jim Morgan: Is that one o'clock?
    Jim: (talking to Donna) Nice legs. What time do they open?
    Donna: (Donna flips him the middle finger)
    Jim: Is that one o'clock?


  • Donna: (about Michael Myers' reasoning to kill) - I think Michael Myers had fits of rage...that he could not control. Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro.
    Donna: (about Michael Myers' reasoning to kill) I think Michael Myers had fits of rage that he could not control. Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro.


  • Laurie Strode: (to Michael Myers) - I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. What took you so long?
    Laurie Strode: (to Michael Myers) I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. What took you so long?


  • Freddie Harris: America don't like reality, first of all. Second of all, they think the sh*t is boring...They want a little razzle-dazzle, a little pizazz, a little thrill in their life.
    Freddie Harris: America don't like reality, first of all. Second of all, they think the sh*t is boring. They want a little razzle-dazzle, a little pizazz, a little thrill in their life.


  • Sara Moyer: (while in the Myers house) - Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers?
    Sara Moyer: (while in the Myers house) Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers?
    Jim: All right, the devil made him do it. I'm done.


  • Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? ...Because I'm not afraid of you...But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?
    Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?


  • Sara Moyer: Look, every time I let you two talk me into something I live to regret it.
    Rudy Grimes: Listen, without me you would die of boredom.
    Jen Danzig: Us! Without us you would die of boredom.
    Rudy Grimes: Whatever.


  • Sara Moyer: I don't want to be famous.
    Freddie Harris: What do you mean you don't want to be famous? That's the American dream!


  • Rudy Grimes: You should try a little less protein in your diet. Control some of that aggression, huh?


  • Freddie Harris: (while watching a fight in a karate movie on TV) - Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? Whooping everybody ass while he's smoking a cigarette. (there's a knock at his door) - Oh, sh*t. Who's knocking on my door this late? Whoever this is - is distracting me from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass.
    Freddie Harris: (while watching a fight in a karate movie on TV) Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? Whooping everybody ass while he's smoking a cigarette. (there's a knock at his door) Oh, sh*t. Who's knocking on my door this late? Whoever this is, is distracting me from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass.


  • Freddie Harris: Fear is good. Fear is what gives us the feeling of being alive.
    Sara Moyer: Fear makes me want to throw up.


  • Freddie Harris: Absolutely everything you see is real...There's no actors. None of the components or contents in the house have been messed with, mixed up, diluted, or tampered with in any shape, form or fashion whatsoever.
    Freddie Harris: Absolutely everything you see is real. There's no actors. None of the components or contents in the house have been messed with, mixed up, diluted, or tampered with in any shape, form or fashion whatsoever.


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