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  • Hancock: If you don't get out of my way, your head is going up his ass. You fellas sure want to ride this train?
    Convict: Choo, choo, asshole.


  • Hancock: Call me an asshole, one more time.


  • Hancock: Hancock: I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray
    Hancock: I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.


  • Hancock: You'd better not hit me with that truck!


  • Boy at Bus Bench: Hancock!
    Hancock: What, boy?
    Boy at Bus Bench: Bad guys.
    Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
    Boy at Bus Bench: Asshole.
    Hancock: What?
    Boy at Bus Bench: You heard me.


  • Michel: Asshole.
    Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.
    Michel: Asshole.
    Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness? [chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
    Hancock: How about you Goggles? [kid with glasses shakes his head]


  • Hancock: Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm... I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but... nobody?


  • Red: Upon us all, Hancock. You're no different. Time to shut her down, Hancock. It's been a nice run. Oh, we are all sincerely gonna miss you. But it is time for you to move on. And maybe to a happier place. You can thank me if you want to... superhero.


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