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  • Muriel: Gretel. Famous witch hunter, finally we meet.
    Gretel: Who are you?
    Muriel: I see you got my invitation?
    Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat!
    Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronouncing.


  • Hansel: I'm old fashioned,, but Gretel needs more convincing to clarify that someone is a witch
    Hansel: I'm old fashioned but Gretel needs more convincing to clarify that someone is a witch.


  • Ben: When i am a grown up, i wanna hunt witches like you too do
    Ben: When I am a grown up, I wanna hunt witches like you too do.
    Gretel: We didn't ask for this Ben
    Gretel: We didn't ask for this Ben.


  • Gretel: You collected all this?


  • Hansel: The name's Hansel, and this here is my sister, Gretel
    Hansel: The name's Hansel, and this here is my sister, Gretel.


  • Gretel: What do you think your doing?


  • Hansel: Who the fuck is Edward?


  • Hansel: Don't! Just don't.


  • Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.


  • Muriel: Gretel, famous witch hunter, finally we meet.
    Gretel: Who are you?
    Muriel: I see you got my invitation.
    Gretel: So you're name before my darts rip out you're throat!
    Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you are even worthy of pronouncing. . .
    Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you are even worthy of pronouncing.
    Gretel: Oh my god. . .
    Gretel: Oh my god.


  • Muriel: You've finally found your way home!


  • Berringer: I'm not going to have you telling me what to do!
    Gretel: [headbutts Sheriff Berringer hard]


  • Gretel: Who am I kidding? We do this shit for free!


  • Hansel: One thing this job has taught me over the years: DON'T EAT THE FUCKING CANDY!


  • Hansel: We kill witches! What do you do?


  • Hansel: Most people will say witches aren't real, it's stuff of fairy tales. Then, one day, they show up at your door and eat your kids. That's where we come in!


  • Hansel: Who the fuck is Edward?


  • Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.


  • Gretel: The curse of hunger for slimy bug things. I fucking hate that one.


  • Muriel: Once upon a time, in a shitty little town...


  • Gretel: [upon seeing the abandoned candy house from childhood] You must be fucking kidding me?


  • Hansel: [when asked how to kill a witch] Cutting off her head tends to work.


  • Gretel: [starring at a traped witch] She looks angry.
    Hansel: Wouldn't you be if you had a face like that?


  • Muriel: Gretel! Famous witch hunter. Finally we meet.
    Gretel: Who are you?
    Muriel: [grabs a paper with the words "Child Lost"] I see you got my invitation.
    Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat!
    Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronuncing.


  • Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil. That they're powers could be used for god. I say BURN THEM ALL!
    Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil. That they're powers could be used for good. I say BURN THEM ALL!


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