Hard Breakers (2011)




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Driven by a history of dating pitfalls and frustration with men, Alexis and her best friend Lindsay decide to turn the tables and devise a plan to lure unsuspecting men close enough to knock them out and drag them back to their lair for their own satisfaction. When an absent father and an obsessive ex-boyfriend force Alexis to confront her issues with men, the girls' plan goes awry and Alexis falls head over heels in love with one of her male conquests. Lindsay, consumed by her darker nature, decides to go out on the hunt alone, leading to her arrest. In the end, the girls reunite and recognize the strength of their friendship and that ultimately; their own self worth determines how men will treat them. -- (C) Official Site
R (for sexual content and drug use)
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Cameron Richardson
as Alexis Bell
Sophie Monk
as Lindsay Greene
Chris Kattan
as Hertz Waters
Tom Arnold
as Harold Bell
Mircea Monroe
as Shari Sutter
Bobby Lee
as Travis
Tia Carrere
as Jodie
Ian Duncan
as Carey
Scott Elrod
as Bobby
Alexis Arquette
as Ms. Independence
Jeff Chase
as Igor
Artie Baxter
as Surfer Babe
Chris Meyer
as Steve
Ryan Doom
as Brad
Johann Urb
as Zack
Clay Waghorne
as Bartender
Salvator Xuereb
as Casting Director
Mark Riccardi
as Bouncer 2
Joanie Avery
as Soccer Mom
Angela Rachelle Hauk
as Party Girl 1
Maysen Michaels
as Party Girl 2
Jennifer Perry
as Stripper Susie
Alvin Ellie
as Jerome
Chris Gilbertson
as Average Joe 1
Donnell Keith Palma
as Jello Enthusiast
Peter Baldo
as Average Joe 2
Wayne King
as Bouncer One
Sabine Varnes
as Kendra
Joe Hursley
as The Ringers Vocalist
Joe Stiteler
as The Ringers Bassist
J.T. Holt
as Neanderthal
Patrick Hursley
as The Ringers Drummer
Brett Novek
as Skaterboy One
Gregor Manns
as Tough Guy
Angie Rachelle-Hauk
as Party Girl 1
Joseph Stiteler
as The Ringers - Bassist
Joe Robinson
as The Ringers Guitarist
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Critic Reviews for Hard Breakers

All Critics (7)

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Full Review… | May 14, 2012

Woefully inept and stupendously unfunny -- a movie that slots into that special sub-category of terrible, the one that calls out for alcohol and friends with an appreciation for barbed derision.

Full Review… | May 22, 2011

A battle-of-the-sexes farce where vindictive females force their unsuspecting prey to be friends with benefits, whether they want some or not!

Full Review… | May 20, 2011

Remember those teen sex comedies like Losin' It that started the careers of people like Tom Cruise? This isn't one of them.

Full Review… | May 19, 2011

The film might be the closest approximation to the gender inverse of an Apatow flick.

Full Review… | May 19, 2011
Slant Magazine

Giving the genre a refreshing gender curl, the picture still falls short in the laugh department, with a distinctly stale sitcom air penetrating the relatively vulgar mood.

Full Review… | May 19, 2011

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