Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

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Movie Info

Two gorgeous women -- Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are. Luckily for all the good guys, Special Agent Rowdy Abilene (Ronn Moss) has a bazooka, and he knows how to use it. And unluckily for Seth, that nasty snake has broken out of its box.
Rating:
R
Genre:
Action & Adventure , Comedy , Mystery & Suspense
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On DVD:
Runtime:
Studio:
Malibu Bay Films

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Cast

Ronn Moss
as Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir
as Donna Hamilton
Rodrigo Obregon
as Seth Romero
Patty Duffek
as Pattycakes
Wolf Larson
as Jimmy-John Jackson
Lory Green
as Rosie
David DeShay
as Ashley
Andy Sidaris
as Whitey
Russell Howell
as Skateboard Rider
Michael A. Andrews
as Michelle/Michael
Joseph Hieu
as Sumo Coach
Peter Bromilow
as Mr. Chang
Glen Chin
as Earring
Joey Meran
as Joey
Shawne Zarubica
as Charlotte
Mike McKenzie
as Don Merryman
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Critic Reviews for Hard Ticket to Hawaii

All Critics (4)

Showcases the well-honed formula of fast cars, women, recycled props, women, guys noted for their rippling muscles rather than oratory skills, women, action hijinks and women...

Full Review… | November 30, 2005
Now Playing Magazine

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August 26, 2005
EmanuelLevy.Com

For a bikini action movie, it's not much. It's a rental that you'll probably fast forward through.

July 14, 2003
About.com

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July 25, 2002
eFilmCritic.com

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February 17, 2002
Filmcritic.com

Audience Reviews for Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Too hilariously bad to condemn nor earn a passing grade. HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is recommendable for all the wrong reasons.

The  Animatinator
The Animatinator
½

A cheesy low budget action movie, yes. If you love cheesy low budget movies, though, it's gold! I enjoyed it.

Aj V
Aj V

Super Reviewer

Hard Ticket To Hawaii is a gloriously campy action film that features plenty of action, cheap sex and nudity, terrible acting and dialogue, a killer boa constrictor, drug dealers, and secret agents. These elements make for an immensely enjoyable B-movie that is pure joy to watch from start to finish. It's a totally nonsensical mess of a film, but it's a mess so entertaining and weird, that I could not possibly dislike it because of all the things I've already mentioned. If you love your action films with dollops of cheesy goodness, you gotta see this one.

Keenan Sullivan
Keenan Sullivan

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