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  • Kumar: dude this is weed.
    Kumar: Dude this is weed.
    George W. Bush: thats alabama kush, thats one of the finest.
    George W. Bush: That's alabama kush, thats one of the finest.
    Kumar: so you get high then you put other people who smoke weed in jail.
    Kumar: So you get high then you put other people who smoke weed in jail.
    George W. Bush: duh.
    George W. Bush: Duh.
    Kumar: thats so hypocritical.
    Kumar: That's so hypocritical.
    George W. Bush: oh yeah well let me ask you something kumar, you like giving hand jobs.
    George W. Bush: Oh yeah well let me ask you something kumar, you like giving hand jobs.
    Kumar: no sir.
    Kumar: No sir.
    George W. Bush: you like getting hand jobs.
    George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs.
    Kumar: yeah.
    Kumar: Yeah.
    George W. Bush: well that makes you a fuckin hypacriticizer to, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
    George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fuckin hypacriticizer to, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.


  • Ron Fox: Let me ask you something, Have you ever been ice fishing before?
    Ron Fox: Let me ask you something. Have you ever been ice fishing before?
    Deputy Frye: no sir, no i havent
    Deputy Frye: No sir, no I haven't.
    Ron Fox: well its fucking exhilerating
    Ron Fox: Well it's fucking exhilarating.


  • Ron Fox: dude whats up with that guys eyes, is he handicapped or something?
    Ron Fox: [upon seeing Harold] What's up with the guy with the weird eyes? He handicapped or something?
    Deputy Frye: erm no, we believe he's of korea
    Deputy Frye: We believe he's of Korean decent.


  • Ron Fox: My God, North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.


  • Kumar: you fucking pissed on me you racist fuck
    Kumar: You fucking pissed on me you racist fuck!


  • Ron Fox: Tell them that in your fake ching-chong language.


  • George W. Bush: You just blew my fucking mind.


  • George W. Bush: Hahahaha, i laced it with blow so it nocks you and it keeps you goin like "POWW!"
    George W. Bush: Hahahaha, i laced it with blow so it nocks you and it keeps goin like "POWW!"


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