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  • Mrs. Chasen: Harold! That was your last date!!
    Mrs. Chasen: Harold! That was your last date!


  • Maude: I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are *this*, [she points to a daisy] yet allow themselves to be treated as *that*
    Maude: I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are *this*, [she points to a daisy] yet allow themselves to be treated as *that*.


  • Maude: Harold.....that monstrosity you purchased is an eyesore....and an enbarrassment.
    Maude: Harold.....that monstrosity you purchased is an eyesore....and an embarrassment.
    Mrs. Chasen: Harold.....that monstrosity you purchased is an eyesore....and an embarrassment.


  • Harold Chasen: I love you!
    Maude: That's Wonderful! Go love some more.


  • Maude: Harold, everyone has the right to make an arse of themselves. You can't let the world judge you too much.


  • Maude: At one time I broke into pet shops to liberate the canaries, but I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing . . . Ah, my! How the world still dearly loves a cage.
    Maude: You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*


  • Harold Chasen: I haven't lived. I've died a few times.


  • Maude: L-I-V-E! Live! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.


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