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  • Shirley: I like you, Norman.
    Norman: I like you too, Aunt Shirley, but I think you're a bitch.


  • Harry: I know life is confusing. We're just trying to get on with it.


  • Sam Two Feathers: I practice good medicine on good people... bad medicine on bad people.
    Sam Two Feathers: I practice good medicine on good people. Bad medicine on bad people.


  • Harry: [In jail for urinating in public] This is the first time in my life I've ever been in jail.
    Harry: This is the first time in my life I've ever been in jail.
    Sam Two Feathers: What are you in for?
    Harry: Peeing.
    Sam Two Feathers: I got a ticket once for shitting
    Harry: Where'd you do it?
    Sam Two Feathers: No, not me. My horse - in a hotel lobby
    Sam Two Feathers: No, not me. My horse in a hotel lobby


  • Harry: Let me tell you something: times are bad. Don't you believe what they're saying in the papers about a recession. We're in a depression.
    Harry: Let me tell you something. Times are bad. Don't you believe what they're saying in the papers about a recession. We're in a depression.
    Hitchhiker: You better believe it.


  • Panhandler: [knocks on car window] Have you got 35 cents?
    Panhandler: Have you got 35 cents?
    Harry: Why thirty-five?
    Panhandler: I wanna' buy a mink coat.
    Panhandler: I wanna buy a mink coat.


  • Harry: [Talking to his cat, reminiscing about an earlier New York City] There were trolleys, Tonto. Cobblestones. The aroma of corned beef and cabbage. The tangy zest of... apple strudel. You had to hand-crank the cars in those days, Tonto. Cars like REO's, Franklins, Hudsons. Those were names fit for a car. These days a man doesn't know whether he's driving a car or an animal: "Mustangs," "Jaguars," "Cougars,"... "Pintos." - Silly.
    Harry: There were trolleys, Tonto. Cobblestones. The aroma of corned beef and cabbage. The tangy zest of apple strudel. You had to hand-crank the cars in those days, Tonto. Cars like REO's, Franklins, Hudsons. Those were names fit for a car. These days a man doesn't know whether he's driving a car or an animal: Mustangs, Jaguars, Cougars, Pintos. Silly.


  • Harry: Who's the vice president this week?


  • Harry: You never really feel somebody's suffering; you only feel their death


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