Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Quotes

  • Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me?


  • Ron Weasley: Bloody bird's a menace!


  • Madam Pomfrey: What d'you expect? Pumpkin juice?


  • Hermione Granger: It's got to be a Gryffindor. No one else knows our password.


  • Tom Riddle: It was Ginny that opened the Chamber Of Secrets.
    Harry Potter: No.


  • Madam Pomfrey: Who is ti that the monster's taken?
    Minerva McGonagall: Ginny Weasley.


  • Hagrid: You see some families, like the Malfoys, they think they're better than everyone else because they're what they call pure-blood.
    Harry Potter: That's horrible.
    Ron Weasley: (vomiting slugs) It's disgusting.
    Ron Weasley: [vomiting slugs] It's disgusting.


  • Hagrid: By the way, who is it that put the curse on him?
    Harry Potter: Malfoy, he called Hermione... don't know exactly what it means.
    Hermione Granger: He called me a Mudblood.
    Hagrid: He did not.


  • Harry Potter: Remember what Aragog said about the girl who died in a bathroom? What if she never left?
    Ron Weasley: Moaning Myrtle?


  • Draco Malfoy: No one asked for your opinion you filthy little Mudblood.
    Ron Weasley: I'll get you for that one. Eat Slugs!


  • Ron Weasley: Lucius Malfoy must have opened it when he was at school here, and now he's told Draco how to do it.


  • Hermione Granger: Yo're a Parselmouth, why didn't you tell us?
    Harry Potter: I'm a what?
    Hermione Granger: You can talk to snakes.


  • Ron Weasley: I heard you speaking Parseltongue, snake language.
    Harry Potter: I spoke a different language.


  • Hermione Granger: Listen, there's a reason why the Slytherin symbol is a snake. Salazar Slytherin was a Parselmouth. He can talk to snakes to.
    Ron Weasley: Now the whole school's gonna think you're his great-great-great-grandson or something.
    Harry Potter: But I'm not!


  • Harry Potter: Who are you?
    Dobby the House Elf: Dobby, sir. Dobby the House Elf.


  • Albus Dumbledore: The chamber of secret has been opened.


  • Mr. Weasley: What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
    Harry Potter: Um...


  • Hermione Granger: At least no one on Gryffindor had to buy their way in, they got in on pure talent.
    Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, filthy little mudblood.
    Ron Weasley: You'll pay for that one Malfoy, eat slugs! (Spell backfires on Ron)
    Ron Weasley: You'll pay for that one Malfoy, eat slugs! [spell backfires on Ron]


  • Mrs. Weasley: Ronald Weasely! How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's now facing an inquiry of work and it's entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, we'll bring you straight home! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud. (Sticks tongue out at Ron in Howler form)
    Mrs. Weasley: Ronald Weasely! How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's now facing an inquiry of work and it's entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, we'll bring you straight home! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud. [sticks tongue out at Ron in Howler form]


  • Mrs. Weasley: Beds empty, no note,car gone!
    Mrs. Weasley: Beds empty, no note, car gone!


  • Ron Weasley: Spiders? Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?"
    Ron Weasley: Spiders? Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies?'


  • Harry Potter: It's not Hogwarts without you Hagrid.


  • Dobby the House Elf: Master has given a sock! Master gave it to Dobby!
    Lucius Malfoy: What's that? What did you say?
    Dobby the House Elf: Dobby has got a sock. Master threw it, and Dobby caught it. Dobby is free!


  • Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.


  • Argus Filch: Oh dear, we are in trouble.


  • Albus Dumbledore: "Help will always be given to those at Hogwarts who need it"
    Albus Dumbledore: You will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.


  • Draco Malfoy: Oh , look , Potter , you got yourself a girlfriend ?!
    Draco Malfoy: [teasingly] Oh, look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend.
    Lucius Malfoy: Come on , Draco , play nicely...
    Lucius Malfoy: [Places the silver snake of his walking stick on Draco's shoulder] Now, now, Draco. Play nicely.


  • Mrs. Weasley: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??!!
    Mrs. Weasley: Where have your been?!


  • Harry Potter: (To Tom Riddle's Diary) My name is Harry Potter.
    Tom Riddle: Hello Harry Potter my name is Tom Riddle.


  • Neville Longbottom: Go on Ron, Ignored one from my gran once... it was horrible...
    Neville Longbottom: Go on Ron. Ignored one from my gran once... it was horrible.


  • Hermione Granger: Congratulations. I can't believe you solved it.
    Harry Potter: We had loads of help from you. We couldn't have done it without you.


  • Hermione Granger: Congratulations. I can't believe you solved it.
    Harry Potter: We had loads of help from you. We couldn't have done it without you.


  • Ron Weasley: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?


  • Ron Weasley: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
    Ron Weasley: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?


  • Mrs. Weasley: This morning, Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
    Mr. Weasley: Did you really? How did it go? I mean... That was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.


  • Ron Weasley: Hiya, Harry
    Harry Potter: Ron. Fred. George. What are you all doing here?
    Ron Weasley: Rescuing you, of course. Now, come on, get your trunk.


  • Harry Potter: Just promise me one thing.
    Dobby the House Elf: Anything sir!
    Harry Potter: Never try to save my life again.


  • Minerva McGonagall: One Two Three, Fera Verto.


  • Minerva McGonagall: Today we will be turning animals into water goblets.


  • Minerva McGonagall: Today we will be turning animals into water goblets.


  • Dobby the House Elf: Dobby is... free!


  • Gilderoy Lockhart: Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher... me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. But I don't talk about that; I didn't get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.
    Gilderoy Lockhart: Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher... me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. But I don't talk about that, I didn't get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.


  • Gilderoy Lockhart: Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club, to train you all up, in case you ever need to defend yourselves, as I myself have done on countless occasions. For full details, see my published works.


  • Gilderoy Lockhart: Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me to answer my fan mail?
    Harry Potter: Not really.
    Gilderoy Lockhart: Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.


  • Argus Filch: (talking to Harry and Ron).Well, take a good look lads. This night might well be the last you spend in this castle. Oh, dear, we are in trouble.
    Argus Filch: (talking to Harry and Ron). Well, take a good look lads. This night might well be the last you spend in this castle. Oh, dear, we are in trouble.


  • Mr. Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?


  • Tom Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?
    Harry Potter: Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time!
    Tom Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present, and future.


  • Tom Riddle: Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.


  • Harry Potter: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.


  • Hagrid: What are you doing here? Get outta my house.
    Lucius Malfoy: Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your...[looks around, disgusted]..you call this a house?
    Lucius Malfoy: Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your, [looks around, disgusted] you call this a house?


  • Draco Malfoy: My father did say this; it's been fifty years since the chamber has been opened. He wouldn't tell me who opened it, only that they were expelled. The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a mudblood died. So it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me, I hope it's Granger.


  • Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.


  • Albus Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.


  • Ron Weasley: Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?


  • Harry Potter: There is no Hogwarts without you Hagrid.
    Harry Potter: There's no Hogwarts without you Hagrid.


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