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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Quotes

  • Hagrid: You're a wizard harry.


  • Dudley Dursley: I'm not Harry.
    Harry Potter: (appearing from behind a wall) I am.
    Harry Potter: [appearing from behind a wall] I am.
    Hagrid: Well of course you are.


  • Neville Longbottom: You're sneaking out aren't you? You'll get Gryffindor into trouble again.


  • Hermione Granger: What is it?
    Harry Potter: He's going to sacrifice himself!
    Hermione Granger: No you can't, there must be another way!
    Ron Weasley: Do you want to stop Snape from stealing the stone or not?


  • Severus Snape: Clearly Potter, fame isn't everything is it?


  • Draco Malfoy: And my name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.
    Draco Malfoy: You think my name's funny do you? No need to tell me who you are. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.
    Ron Weasley: (sniggers)


  • Vernon Dursley: What happened?
    Harry Potter: I swear I don't know! I was just staring at the glass and then it was gone, it was like magic!
    Vernon Dursley: There's no such thing as magic. (shutting him in the cupboard under the stairs)
    Vernon Dursley: There's no such thing as magic. [shutting him in the cupboard under the stairs]


  • Ron Weasley: It's Levi-o-sa. Not Leviosa! Honestly she's a nightmare! No wonder she's not got any friends!


  • Hermione Granger: Oh, honestly, don't you two READ?


  • Hermione Granger: That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another silly idea to get us killed, or worse expelled. (exiting)
    Hermione Granger: That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another silly idea to get us killed, or worse expelled. [exiting]
    Ron Weasley: She needs to sort out her priorities
    Ron Weasley: She needs to sort out her priorities.


  • Harry Potter: You LIAR!
    Professor Quirrell: [Voldemort Side] KILL HIM!


  • Hermione Granger: Ron, do you think this is going to be the real wizards chess?
    Ron Weasley: (Ron sends over a piece that gets destroyed) Yes Hermione, I thinks is going to be exactly like wizards chess.
    Ron Weasley: [Ron sends over a piece that gets destroyed] Yes Hermione, I thinks is going to be exactly like wizards chess.


  • Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.


  • Minerva McGonagall: Five points will be rewarded to each of you... for sheer, dumb luck!


  • Professor Quirrell: TROLL! THERE'S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! Just thought you ought to know. [faints]


  • Ron Weasley: She really needs to sort out her priorities. (Talking about Hermione)
    Ron Weasley: She really needs to sort out her priorities. [talking about Hermione]
    Harry Potter: (Nods)
    Harry Potter: [nods]


  • Hermione Granger: I'm going to bed before either of you think up of a clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled!


  • Harry Potter: You!No,it can't be.Snape,he - he was the...
    Harry Potter: You! No,it can't be. Snape, he - he was the...
    Professor Quirrell: Yes, he does seem the type, doesn't he? Why, next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?


  • Albus Dumbledore: What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows.


  • Hagrid: Who told you about Fluffy?
    Ron Weasley: Fluffy?
    Hermione Granger: That thing has a name?


  • Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry
    Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.


  • Ron Weasley: sunshine daises butter mellow,turn that stupid fat rat yellow!
    Ron Weasley: Sunshine daises butter mellow, turn that stupid fat rat yellow!


  • Hermione Granger: Feels weird going home, doesn't it?
    Harry Potter: I'm not going home, not really.


  • Ron Weasley: "Lucky we didn't panic"...
    Ron Weasley: Lucky we didn't panic...


  • Hermione Granger: "Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster! "
    Hermione Granger: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
    Ron Weasley: "Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!"
    Ron Weasley: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!


  • Ron Weasley: "You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... But scary."
    Ron Weasley: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... But scary.


  • Severus Snape: You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell.


  • Hagrid: (To Harry) You are a wizard Harry
    Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
    Harry Potter: (Stupefied) I'm a what?
    Harry Potter: I'm a what?


  • Harry Potter: I can't be a wizard, I'm just Harry!
    Hagrid: Well Just Harry...


  • Severus Snape: What are three young Gryffindors doing inside on a day like this? You want to be more careful. Some people might think you are... up to something...
    Severus Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
    Hermione Granger: Uh... well... we... we were just...
    Severus Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're... [sees Harry staring at him]
    Severus Snape: Up to something.


  • Vernon Dursley: Do you know whats so great about Sunday, Dudley?
    Dudley Dursley: (Speechless)
    Harry Potter: No post on Sunday?
    Vernon Dursley: Right you are, Harry. No post on Sunday! Ha!


  • Albus Dumbledore: At last - earwax.
    Albus Dumbledore: Alas, earwax.


  • Draco Malfoy: Malfoy. Draco Malfoy
    Draco Malfoy: Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.


  • Draco Malfoy: So Its true then? What they were saying on the train? Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.


  • Hermione Granger: No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Leviosa, not Leviosar.
    Hermione Granger: No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-OH-sa, not Levi-oh-SAH.


  • Albus Dumbledore: There is always happiness, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.


  • Ron Weasley: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!


  • Dudley Dursley: Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?


  • Albus Dumbledore: Our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death.


  • Oliver Wood: Nasty little buggers. (Talking about the bludgers)


  • Albus Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.


  • Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few... [stares at Draco Malfoy].. Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death...[notices Harry scribbling on his paper].. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!..[steps over to Harry].. Mister Potter. Our new celebrity.
    Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few... [stares at Draco Malfoy].. Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death...[notices Harry scribbling on his paper].. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!. [steps over to Harry]. Mister Potter. Our new celebrity.


  • Oliver Wood: Scared Harry?
    Harry Potter: A little.
    Oliver Wood: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
    Harry Potter: What happened?
    Oliver Wood: I..uh..I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.


  • Draco Malfoy: It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.


  • Argus Filch: A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming.


  • Albus Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.


  • Hermione Granger: Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse, expelled.
    Ron Weasley: She needs to sort out her priorities.


  • Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!
    Harry Potter: I'm a what?


  • Hagrid: Your a wizard, Harry


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