Hatchet II Reviews

October 5, 2010
Mosquitoes bite. Gators tear. But only Victor Crowley strangles a man with his own intestines until his head explodes.
October 1, 2010
This is basically an excuse to watch skulls crushed like melons, guts ripped from body cavities and torsos halved. And such things go on with relentless and disgusting regularity.
October 1, 2010
Swift and amusingly brainless, Hatchet II more than delivers on splatter expectations.
October 1, 2010
Say a prayer that there's no Hatchet III in the future.
October 1, 2010
Suffers from lamentable acting, murky cinematography and, for the most part, lamely unfunny dialogue.
September 30, 2010
The most shocking thing about the sequel is that it's a dramatic improvement.
September 30, 2010
The movie is never as cheeky or as fun as Green thinks it is, but he tries with all his might.
September 30, 2010
Hatchet II is distinguished both by a funky, frisky sense of humor, and gore of great quality and quantity.
September 30, 2010
More funhouse than grindhouse, this unrated horror-comedy has its D-grade charms thanks to its killer cast.
September 30, 2010
There are many good movies opening this weekend. Hatchet II is not one of them. Tickets are not cheap and time is fleeting. Why would you choose this one?
September 29, 2010
The movie is just inept and dull and stupid -- crap being passed off as a guilty, bloody pleasure.
September 29, 2010
We don't care about any of the characters. They're just video game obstacles to be dispatched as graphically as possible.
September 29, 2010
It's a functional sequel, but with all that spirited slicing and dicing, the director could have at least broken a sweat.
September 28, 2010
By the time Crowley begins literally ripping Marybeth's posse apart, one is too numbed-out to cheer the gruesome ingenuity of the old-school special effects. Die, Victor, die. Please.
September 27, 2010
Writer-director Adam Green offers another super-sized dose of bone-shattering, blood-splattering mayhem.
September 5, 2010
Where the original Hatchet was way ahead of the retrospective curve... now even Reagan-era slashers have been done to death, making Hatchet II seem as tired and shopworn as any of the endless Friday the 13th sequels that it pastiches.