Heartbreak Hospital Reviews

December 10, 2002
The leads we are given here are simply too bland to be interesting.
September 17, 2002
Other than a mildly engaging central romance, Hospital is sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at worst.
September 15, 2002
Unfortunately, Heartbreak Hospital wants to convey the same kind of haughtiness in its own sketchy material but this territory has already been explored previously with better aplomb and sardonic wit.
September 13, 2002
This derivative flick cops too much from much-better films like Tootsie, Nurse Betty and Soapdish.
September 12, 2002
A dreary indulgence.
September 12, 2002
The film's tone and pacing are off almost from the get-go.
September 12, 2002
The director, with his fake backdrops and stately pacing, never settles on a consistent tone.
September 6, 2002
You've already seen Heartbreak if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard. Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original.
September 5, 2002
Desperately unfunny when it tries to makes us laugh and desperately unsuspenseful when it tries to make us jump out of our seats.
September 5, 2002
Dodgy mixture of cutesy romance, dark satire and murder mystery.
September 5, 2002
An excruciating demonstration of the unsalvageability of a movie saddled with an amateurish screenplay.
September 3, 2002
Sluggish, tonally uneven.