Baldwin needs to fire his manager

Baldwin is shockingly uninteresting, walking through this role... or should I say sweating, for Dave is covered in perspiration in practically every scene.

A humid and sweaty potboiler that fritters away the potential to be hot and steamy.

Heaven's Prisoners [is] such an overwrought and high-strung example of melodramatic excess that they should have scheduled rest breaks for the actors. The movie has plot enough for three films, although still not quite enough to make sense of this one.

Script is so bad that you want to laugh at it rather than with it.

[A] bayou slog.