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  • Scott Voss: Twisty!


  • Miguel: Hey! No pain, no gain!


  • Miguel: "I citizen two times!"
    Miguel: I citizen two times!


  • Miguel: "So....I citizen?"
    Miguel: So... I citizen?


  • Bella Flores: "I'm so sorry about the lamp."
    Bella Flores: I'm so sorry about the lamp.
    Scott Voss: "It's ok. You can just leave it there."
    Scott Voss: It's ok. You can just leave it there.
    Bella Flores: "Sorry."
    Bella Flores: Sorry.


  • Bella Flores: "Goodnight Scott."
    Bella Flores: Goodnight Scott.


  • Scott Voss: "Yeah this is the weirdest date ever."
    Scott Voss: Yeah this is the weirdest date ever.


  • Eric Voss: "Spark plug? Really?"
    Eric Voss: Spark plug? Really?


  • Scott Voss: "I'm out there getting my a** kicked!"
    Scott Voss: I'm out there getting my a** kicked!


  • Eric Voss: "Marry-Ann, get off the freaking phone."
    Eric Voss: Marry-Ann, get off the freaking phone.


  • Scott Voss: "Now if you excuse me, I have to roll around with a sweaty guy from Holland."
    Scott Voss: Now if you excuse me, I have to roll around with a sweaty guy from Holland.


  • Bella: "I've always wanted to try this."
    Bella: I've always wanted to try this.


  • Eric Voss: "Do you need a little settlement?"
    Eric Voss: Do you need a little settlement?
    Scott Voss: "No, of course not."
    Scott Voss: No, of course not.


  • Eric Voss: "We can go to the casino if you want."
    Eric Voss: We can go to the casino if you want.


  • Scott Voss: "I'm bringing the boom!"
    Scott Voss: I'm bringing the boom!


  • Eric Voss: "I don't freaking care!"
    Eric Voss: I don't freaking care!


  • Bella: "Inspiring your students I see."
    Bella: Inspiring your students I see.


  • Scott Voss: "Who leaves applesauce in the hot sun in a car?"
    Scott Voss: Who leaves applesauce in the hot sun in a car?


  • Marty Streb: "CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?"
    Marty Streb: CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?


  • Scott Voss: "Who here that is not Amish, makes their own applesauce?"
    Scott Voss: Who here that is not Amish, makes their own applesauce?


  • Scott Voss: (Shoots a rocket and breaks a window) Alright, lets get our story straight. Uhh... Derek did it!
    Scott Voss: [shoots a rocket and breaks a window] Alright, lets get our story straight. Uhh... Derek did it!


  • Scott Voss: That go in?


  • Scott Voss: But I was teacher of the year.
    Principal Betcher: That was ten years ago!
    Scott Voss: Feels like eight though right?


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